Jan. 7, 2025
Words Are Hard
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Samantha is back with some online dating adventures, and I share some recent personal WTF moments.
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It's distasteful. It's distasteful.
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Hold on. Rented lips. Sorry.
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Words are hard.
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Anybody actually use the better piece of better?
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Words are hard.
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Better people business, better, better.
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Motherfucker. Better Business Bureau website.
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I'm Jake Jacobs and you're listening to What the Fuck.
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Samantha has been well, initially we were sidelined because I got sick with this shit that's going around Nashville right now.
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And you can probably hear it.
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So I made the announcement, hey, you know, we'll see you guys after the new year.
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And, you know, while I'm recovering, but in the interim, Samantha reached out to me twice.
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And one time she's like, I got a what the fuck moment going on.
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And then another time that just a couple of days ago, she said, I have a real time.
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What the fuck? Samantha's got some shit on her mind.
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So with me being a little sick, I'm going to let her roll with it.
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Both of those reach outs were for the same instance.
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It just it started developing in real time after the fact.
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OK, basically, I have a 14 year old daughter.
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I've pretty much been single since she was about two, kind of by choice,
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just because I'm dealing with her and life and everything.
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It's just been more of a priority than needing to have a partner.
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So I just kind of like whatever.
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I decided last year to venture into online dating apps.
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OK. Never again.
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But I started talking to a gentleman, going what I thought great.
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Lot in common, whatever.
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Hadn't actually I've never met up with him, but we had talked for like a couple of weeks, whatever.
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And then I had left to go to like a family
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reunion slash like celebration of my grandmother's life after she passed away.
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We were going to spread our ashes and all that.
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And when I came back from that, he, I guess, had decided to quit his job
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and then called me drunk, which up until this point,
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we'd been talking via like text and voice snippets back and forth.
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Whatever. So he's heard my voice.
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He knows what I sound like and proceeded to start going real out of pocket
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with his comments asking, are you sure you're not a man?
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You sure you ain't got a dick between your legs?
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Like just going off the fucking rails.
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And I'm like, he was trying to see if he was being catfish, but in a drunken way.
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Exactly. And I'm like, what? This is insane.
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I was like, I got to go. This is not happening from there.
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Don't speak again.
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Well, we're a little over a year later since the last time I spoke to him,
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which was in like September of 2023.
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And I got a random Facebook message because I was not friends
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with him on Facebook, but because I guess my phone number was in his phone.
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It came up in his suggested friends for you.
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Yes. So I get a message from him going, do I know you?
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And I'm like, I guess you don't remember us meeting through a dating app
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and then talking for a couple of weeks.
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And then after I get back from my family reunion, my grandmother passed away.
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You called me drunk, proceed after you quit your job.
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And I'm surprised you don't remember.
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And I saw that he'd read it and didn't respond.
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And I was like, OK, he's shamed.
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He's not going to say anything.
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Whatever. It's done.
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He realizes his mistake and he's an idiot.
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I was wrong. His idiocy knows no bounds.
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Oh, so I proceed to get
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what I believe is a stream of consciousness,
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the red of thoughts coming at me from him,
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basically saying like, I apologize.
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I'm not in a normal state of mind.
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I was in an accident.
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And then we start getting into the weird.
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And he starts this whole like, it hurts to fart.
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I saw your picture and wanted to say, hi, hope you're well.
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Happy holidays.
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Everything hurts and nobody wants to help.
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I'm sorry. I'm such a turd.
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Hope you're well.
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And it keeps going on and on and on.
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And then we get to like he says something like kitty cats and baby girl.
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Love it. And just like, am I in the twilight zone right now?
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My response after like this giant stream of consciousness
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and like a random selfie of him.
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Luckily, not a dick pic, but an actual selfie.
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Oh, OK. I'm sorry.
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I don't understand what's happening.
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Nothing you're saying makes sense whatsoever.
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And then he responds with it's not supposed to.
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And so he just keeps going on.
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And then he like sends me his number again.
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It's like if you want to chat, I'm like, what?
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Are you high on drugs right now?
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And also glossing over the fact that you were basically calling me a man
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the last time we spoke and just continuously telling me that he was
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in an accident a couple of weeks ago.
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And I'm like, so I've just kind of left it that he's asking me, like,
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what's the best pizza place?
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And I was like, I'm not from where you're from.
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How the hell would I know that? Yeah.
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I left it that and then he accidentally tried to call me through Facebook
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and send me. Sorry, I didn't mean to call you. Right.
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And I've just left it at that.
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And I was like, what in the fuck did I just witness?
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It looked like the mental breakdown of a human being in fast
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gatlin gun shooting messages format.
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So so for that, what the fuck? You had to add a word to it.
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So what in the fuck?
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So what in the actual fuck?
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You had to add two words to our favorite phrase.
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Holy shit.
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If I continue to respond to this, it's just going to get worse.
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I was like, so I at this point, I've said my piece.
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He's clearly something I write with him because he's like,
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I'm just high off no sleep, bitch.
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That's not what no sleep does to you. Trust me.
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I would know. But yeah, I was like, this is wild.
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You're like, whatever you're on, I need some of that shit.
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So that was the two and one.
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It started out with that message back on the eighth.
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Then I let it simmer for like two weeks, three weeks.
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And then it started to. Yeah.
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I knew when you reached out the second time, I'm like,
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whatever, whatever this is, this is going to be a good one.
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Oh, my God. Wild.
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So, yeah, that was like it was like right after Christmas.
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But I responded and I was like, this is insane.
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That was a drunk dial from hell.
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I guess because they no way sleep did that to you.
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You ever drunk text somebody or drunk call somebody?
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Oh, yeah, of course. Who hasn't?
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So here is a drunk caller.
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She was drunk dialing, but she added something.
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Well, she added a lot to it, actually.
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Ashley Corbin is her name.
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And you can Google that and you will you can read.
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Waukesha County that's in Wisconsin.
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She calls the police department and she says there is someone shooting
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in my neighborhood or right across the street.
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And she wasn't being really specific.
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So the cops are thinking this is swatting or there's an active shooter going on.
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So while she is still on the phone with them being vague as fuck,
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they're there where she says the shooting is going on and there's nothing going on.
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No shots, nothing. It's like a quiet street.
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Hardly any street lights. I mean, it's quiet.
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Right. And they're still trying to get information from her.
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And I think she eventually hangs up and then calls again and hangs up
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and then calls again and keeps on doing it.
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So the cops that are on the scene, they're calling back to dispatch.
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They're like, there's nothing going on here.
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And they knocked on one of the neighbors' doors that she indicated
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that she thought where the shots were coming from.
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And this guy was clearly had just woken him up.
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He's like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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Not a clue. Right.
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And at one point, she mentions that there's someone out there shooting rabbits.
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So she added rabbits to it.
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But during those calls, the dispatchers could tell that she was imbibing.
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Maybe she was had a little bit too much, maybe, you know, inebriated in some form
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at the police station.
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One of the cops that's listening to all this, he recognizes this chick's voice.
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He's like, I think I know who this is.
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While she is still on an active call with dispatch, he calls her number.
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You can hear her disconnect from that call and pick up his call.
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And she's like, hello.
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And he's like, is this actually she goes, no, this is Lindsey.
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So she changed her name from Ashley to Lindsey, but they knew it was the same person.
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So finally, the cops that were on location, he sent them there to knock on her door.
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And she's still trying to claim that she's Lindsey now. Right.
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So, of course, hilarity ensues.
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You don't know what you're talking about.
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I did hear a shooter.
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And then she goes down a road, which, you know, I was in the Navy for 20 years
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and I drank a lot of booze.
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And I'll admit, I did some stupid shit when I was drunk.
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But never once did I do shit like that.
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And then while the cops were there trying to figure out what the hell is going on,
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she tells them that she's a brain surgeon.
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She could have said anything, you know, but a brain surgeon
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and that she's so smarter than them.
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And there's body cam footage of this.
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So this happened in December of 23.
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And the last thing I can see on here was she was facing for the swatting,
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which they were trying to have that charge stick.
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Waste of resources.
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Three years in jail for for swatting.
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It's fucked up, first of all, to do that to somebody.
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Now, you could say, I'm sure many people are saying that this is just drunken shenanigans.
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Yeah, but when it wastes that many resources.
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Oh, yeah. And you could also say that maybe this is a mental illness.
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Oh, yeah, there's definitely something going on there.
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But the fact that one of the cops at the station is like, wait a minute,
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I recognize that voice.
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Oh, I know that crazy voice.
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I guess I think they're alluding to the fact that she had been in trouble
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before with the police for alcohol.
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Oh, OK, maybe.
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Yeah. So then she tries to say that the cops raped her in the car.
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So she added a rape allegation.
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False. And the whole time that she was in custody, there was no way.
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So Ashley, Lindsey, brain surgeon rape all because of alcohol.
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You know, I've done some stupid shit, but God, well, the fuck.
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What the fuck? Seriously?
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Who does? Oh, my God.
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That was a nice segue from the drunk thing to that was I was wondering
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how it's going to fit that in there, but that was perfect.
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I've got a good segue from drunken dating app to drunken swatting to
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kind of has to do with some drinking slash partying or whatever.
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So are you familiar with Liquid Death, the company that does like the water
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and the kids? Yeah, I've enjoyed some of that liquid death myself.
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I do enjoy it. It's pretty good.
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I mean, the gimmick. Hilarious. It's good water for what it is.
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So they recently, I guess, an incident at a concert at some point
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where some woman in the middle of a pit just decided to pop a squat
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and like piss in the middle of the pit because she couldn't get out of it
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to get to the bathroom.
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So that happened.
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And Liquid Death was on that shit immediately
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because they put out a limited edition pit diaper for seventy five dollars
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made of pleather and studded looks like punk rock diaper that you can wear
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so that when you're in the pit and you got to take a piss
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and you can't get out of that pit sold out within minutes.
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Wow. That does not surprise me one bit.
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I can't even imagine.
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Go first of all, you're wearing a pleather diaper.
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That's got to be uncomfortable.
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You're going to be in a sweaty pit full of people.
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You're going to be squeaking as you're like
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eeee eeee eeee
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Leather down between your legs.
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But like also the fact that the novel I'm sure it's just because
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it's the novelty of it, like that people bought it because I can't imagine
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anybody truly using and wearing that during a frigging concert
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you would wear on the outside normally.
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How scary is it that I know at least two people that would buy that?
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And use it actively?
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And use it. Yes.
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For what it's intended.
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Yes. At least two people.
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It's so funny.
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Their immediate jump to get on something has been like crazy
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because I know they've done some other stuff too that have been like
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in response to like crazy social things happening like this.
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But this one just happened to catch my attention because it was so funny
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and it was like limited edition and like sold out in minutes.
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Yeah, that doesn't that does not surprise me.
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And a lot of people probably just bought that just because it's going to be
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a collector's item.
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Oh, I'm sure. Yeah.
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Water and pit diapers.
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You figure it kind of goes together, though, because you're drinking
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all that water. Where's it got to go?
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So here's a quick personal one.
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And this may open up a whole can of worms.
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I don't know. But when you go shopping, there's two categories of people here
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when it comes to returning the shopping cart.
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There's the camp that will always return the cart to the corral because
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for that group of people, that seems to be the right thing to do.
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And then there's the people that will just leave it wherever the fuck
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they want to leave it.
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And then their token excuses.
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Well, if someone parks there, they can just grab the cart and go.
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Which, well, that's what their excuses are for that.
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So we already know my stance here.
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OK, so we know where Samantha stands on this.
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So that sets the tone.
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So this happened at a Walmart.
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Now, there is a ton of stories I could do about Walmart.
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But this one happened to me.
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I was in a process of parking at the Walmart that I go to in the parking lot.
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Some of the sections of a lot are separated by these little cement medians.
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Yes.
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It has mulch in it and like a little tree in it, right?
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And I parked right there next to that cement median on the other side
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of the cement meet, like literally one spot over was the cart corral.
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OK.
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Before I could even get out of my car, a car parked right in front of me
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on the opposite side, but directly in front of me.
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Right.
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I could look dead in this guy's eyes.
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See the whites of their eyes.
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Right.
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I went in and did my shopping and come back out and I'm getting in my car.
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Well, this guy must have been right behind me.
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Well, it was it was a man and his wife.
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I'm assuming he was my age.
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OK.
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You know, not too old.
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I mean, not old as fucking dirt, but, you know, not young either.
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So he comes out with his shopping cart and he starts putting stuff in his car.
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And I'm getting all my stuff together and getting ready to go.
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And I put my car in reverse to back out.
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And as I was doing that, I was watching this man struggle with his cart
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because he was trying to put it up on the median.
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He was trying to like lift it up and put it onto the cement median
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where the tree was when there was a cart corral right next to that.
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Five feet away.
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Not even five feet away.
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Like a foot maybe.
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The corral was right there.
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He would rather fight pushing the cart down to get the front wheels to come up,
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to set it down on the cement median, to put it on that median
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instead of putting it into the.
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He was like actively saying, I'm not putting this shopping cart into the fucking corral.
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I'm just not fucking doing it.
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I'm going to put it here instead.
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The math don't math with people like that.
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I don't.
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I put my car back in park.
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I said, what the fuck?
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And as he was backing out, I got out of my car so he could see me do this.
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And I pulled the fucking cart office met media and put it into the fucking corral.
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Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
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Be like, I'm going to look you dead in your fucking eyes and shame you
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as I'm pushing this cart into where you could have a foot away from your freaking vehicle.
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Oh, I love doing that to people.
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Well, the next person that comes there, there's a corral right there.
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If they want a cart, they can grab one.
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Why would you make them have to pull it off the cement median where the tree was?
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Not only that, but that's like sheer pettiness of like,
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I know there's a car corral right there, but fuck that corral.
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You know, it's so funny.
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There's just an episode of 9-1-1 that that was the exact premise was cart
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shirkers who they just leave it wherever in the parking lot.
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This kid who's a shamer who puts like magnets on people's cars.
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It's like, you're a shirker.
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And he gets his ass whopped.
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Yeah.
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I'm like, that's so funny that you bring it because I literally just watched that episode yesterday.
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I just watched some petty motherfucker.
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What the fuck?
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That's sheer like, exactly.
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Corral.
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I have, believe it or not, another Walmart story.
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Oh.
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This one wasn't me though.
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This one is just recent in the news.
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It's still, things are developing here.
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Mesa, Arizona.
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I want to say this kid's name is Charles Smith.
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He was influencing, I guess, inside of Walmart.
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He thought it would be a great idea or a, as he calls it, prank.
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Oh, fuck.
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I hate prank influencers.
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To shoplift a can of bug spray.
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And then take said can of bug spray to the produce department
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and start spraying shit all over the produce, fruits, vegetables.
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And he lit a lot of shit up with this bug spray and then left.
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As he was leaving the Walmart, I guess he was getting some comments on whatever he was streaming on.
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Even some of his followers were like, dude, that's seriously fucked up.
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That's not a prank.
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That was fucking wrong.
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You're spraying poison that's not meant to be ingested on shit.
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So supposedly he goes back into the Walmart, takes a shopping cart,
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and tries to scoop up some of the shit that he sprayed and tries to take it to the back of the store.
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By this time.
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I'm sure LP and everybody's like seen it on camera and been like, what the fuck is this kid doing?
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Yeah, they're all over it.
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They arrested him and they took him to jail.
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And he was arraigned.
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And he told the judge that he's a self-proclaimed troll and that he does pranks for a living.
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And he makes anywhere from six to ten thousand dollars a month doing it.
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And I'm sure the judge was like, hmm, not anymore.
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Not anymore, bitch.
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The last thing I heard was they told him, oh, you're online pranks that you're doing?
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No, not anymore. You're done. Right.
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You're done. You've been trespassed off the Internet, sir.
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I don't know how they're going to enforce that because I mean, in what mindset do you have to be that you think
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spraying produce with bug spray is a prank?
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Because I feel like he's one of those kids that grew up with parents that never said no to anything.
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Keyword that you just said there, kid. No, he's twenty seven.
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The look on your face was priceless, Samantha.
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I still stand by the fact that his parents never said no or anybody in his life has ever said no.
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And he's taken it seriously if they have, because to actively think that trolling is a good way to bring in money.
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Which, Grant, I mean, if he truly is making six to ten thousand dollars a month.
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Wow. Yeah. Wow.
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That people pay him that much to be that much of a menace to society.
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And clearly, growing up, something happened where he was not or if he was someone tried to teach him a moral compass, it didn't stick.
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Well, he's also not the brightest motherfucker on the planet Earth because telling the judge that the judge is probably down
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looking at some of these other pranks that he did and they could possibly.
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Bring charges for all that shit, too. Yeah, exactly.
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Because if you're putting people's health at risk, that's different.
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It's one thing to prank somebody and it be a legitimately harmless prank that hurts nobody.
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And it's just a silly prank, but something like spraying bug spray, which is not meant to be ingested and is for like outside your body only.
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And people are about to eat the shit you just sprayed it all over.
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Yeah. What if somebody is allergic to that particular spray you used or some ingredient in it or a kid ingest too much of it and gets poisoning from it?
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Because it's like an overdose, essentially. Yeah. Yeah. That's not that's not OK.
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When your own followers are telling you that you're fucked in the head. Right.
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Something went awry in his youth to lead to him thinking that this is OK behavior.
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I have another one, by the way, but this is a quick one. OK.
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This is just a seriously, why would you fucking do that?
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But this is a personal one. Three days ago, I was shopping.
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I just needed something really quick going through the frozen aisle.
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Yeah, I see this guy and just the way that he's shopping young guy, you know, super clean cut looking guy.
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But he's pulling a shopping cart, not from the handle, but he's pulling it like from the side.
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And he's in a hurry. He's on the phone.
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And my first thought was he's one of these door dash people or people that are shopping for people.
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Right. And he's like on a mission, just like laser line.
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And he's on the phone and he's just shopping. Right.
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He's doing that. And I'm watching him. It's like busy B.
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Like he's bouncing all over the place. Ping pong and around the store.
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He stops for a split second to take time to lean down and spit on the floor.
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And then he just keeps on going. Eww.
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What the? Say it. What the fuck?
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It's distasteful. It's distasteful.
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Hold on. Rented lips. Sorry.
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Words are hard.
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Anybody actually use the better piece of better?
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Words are hard.
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Better people business, better, better.
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Motherfucker. Better Business Bureau website.
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I'm Jake Jacobs and you're listening to What the Fuck.
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Samantha has been well, initially we were sidelined because I got sick with this shit that's going around Nashville right now.
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And you can probably hear it.
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So I made the announcement, hey, you know, we'll see you guys after the new year.
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And, you know, while I'm recovering, but in the interim, Samantha reached out to me twice.
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And one time she's like, I got a what the fuck moment going on.
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And then another time that just a couple of days ago, she said, I have a real time.
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What the fuck? Samantha's got some shit on her mind.
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So with me being a little sick, I'm going to let her roll with it.
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Both of those reach outs were for the same instance.
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It just it started developing in real time after the fact.
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OK, basically, I have a 14 year old daughter.
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I've pretty much been single since she was about two, kind of by choice,
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just because I'm dealing with her and life and everything.
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It's just been more of a priority than needing to have a partner.
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So I just kind of like whatever.
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I decided last year to venture into online dating apps.
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OK. Never again.
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But I started talking to a gentleman, going what I thought great.
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Lot in common, whatever.
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Hadn't actually I've never met up with him, but we had talked for like a couple of weeks, whatever.
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And then I had left to go to like a family
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reunion slash like celebration of my grandmother's life after she passed away.
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We were going to spread our ashes and all that.
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And when I came back from that, he, I guess, had decided to quit his job
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and then called me drunk, which up until this point,
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we'd been talking via like text and voice snippets back and forth.
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Whatever. So he's heard my voice.
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He knows what I sound like and proceeded to start going real out of pocket
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with his comments asking, are you sure you're not a man?
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You sure you ain't got a dick between your legs?
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Like just going off the fucking rails.
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And I'm like, he was trying to see if he was being catfish, but in a drunken way.
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Exactly. And I'm like, what? This is insane.
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I was like, I got to go. This is not happening from there.
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Don't speak again.
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Well, we're a little over a year later since the last time I spoke to him,
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which was in like September of 2023.
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And I got a random Facebook message because I was not friends
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with him on Facebook, but because I guess my phone number was in his phone.
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It came up in his suggested friends for you.
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Yes. So I get a message from him going, do I know you?
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And I'm like, I guess you don't remember us meeting through a dating app
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and then talking for a couple of weeks.
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And then after I get back from my family reunion, my grandmother passed away.
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You called me drunk, proceed after you quit your job.
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And I'm surprised you don't remember.
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And I saw that he'd read it and didn't respond.
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And I was like, OK, he's shamed.
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He's not going to say anything.
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Whatever. It's done.
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He realizes his mistake and he's an idiot.
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I was wrong. His idiocy knows no bounds.
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Oh, so I proceed to get
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what I believe is a stream of consciousness,
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the red of thoughts coming at me from him,
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basically saying like, I apologize.
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I'm not in a normal state of mind.
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I was in an accident.
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And then we start getting into the weird.
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And he starts this whole like, it hurts to fart.
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I saw your picture and wanted to say, hi, hope you're well.
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Happy holidays.
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Everything hurts and nobody wants to help.
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I'm sorry. I'm such a turd.
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Hope you're well.
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And it keeps going on and on and on.
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And then we get to like he says something like kitty cats and baby girl.
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Love it. And just like, am I in the twilight zone right now?
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My response after like this giant stream of consciousness
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and like a random selfie of him.
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Luckily, not a dick pic, but an actual selfie.
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Oh, OK. I'm sorry.
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I don't understand what's happening.
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Nothing you're saying makes sense whatsoever.
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And so he just keeps going on.
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It's like if you want to chat, I'm like, what?
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Are you high on drugs right now?
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And also glossing over the fact that you were basically calling me a man
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the last time we spoke and just continuously telling me that he was
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in an accident a couple of weeks ago.
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And I'm like, so I've just kind of left it that he's asking me, like,
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what's the best pizza place?
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How the hell would I know that? Yeah.
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I left it that and then he accidentally tried to call me through Facebook
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and send me. Sorry, I didn't mean to call you. Right.
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And I've just left it at that.
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And I was like, what in the fuck did I just witness?
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It looked like the mental breakdown of a human being in fast
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gatlin gun shooting messages format.
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So so for that, what the fuck? You had to add a word to it.
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So what in the fuck?
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So what in the actual fuck?
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You had to add two words to our favorite phrase.
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Holy shit.
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If I continue to respond to this, it's just going to get worse.
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I was like, so I at this point, I've said my piece.
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He's clearly something I write with him because he's like,
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I'm just high off no sleep, bitch.
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That's not what no sleep does to you. Trust me.
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I would know. But yeah, I was like, this is wild.
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You're like, whatever you're on, I need some of that shit.
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So that was the two and one.
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It started out with that message back on the eighth.
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Then I let it simmer for like two weeks, three weeks.
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And then it started to. Yeah.
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I knew when you reached out the second time, I'm like,
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whatever, whatever this is, this is going to be a good one.
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Oh, my God. Wild.
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So, yeah, that was like it was like right after Christmas.
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But I responded and I was like, this is insane.
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That was a drunk dial from hell.
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I guess because they no way sleep did that to you.
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You ever drunk text somebody or drunk call somebody?
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Oh, yeah, of course. Who hasn't?
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So here is a drunk caller.
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She was drunk dialing, but she added something.
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Well, she added a lot to it, actually.
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Ashley Corbin is her name.
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And you can Google that and you will you can read.
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Waukesha County that's in Wisconsin.
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She calls the police department and she says there is someone shooting
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in my neighborhood or right across the street.
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And she wasn't being really specific.
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So the cops are thinking this is swatting or there's an active shooter going on.
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So while she is still on the phone with them being vague as fuck,
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they're there where she says the shooting is going on and there's nothing going on.
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Hardly any street lights. I mean, it's quiet.
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Right. And they're still trying to get information from her.
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And I think she eventually hangs up and then calls again and hangs up
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and then calls again and keeps on doing it.
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So the cops that are on the scene, they're calling back to dispatch.
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They're like, there's nothing going on here.
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that she thought where the shots were coming from.
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He's like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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Not a clue. Right.
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And at one point, she mentions that there's someone out there shooting rabbits.
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So she added rabbits to it.
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But during those calls, the dispatchers could tell that she was imbibing.
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Maybe she was had a little bit too much, maybe, you know, inebriated in some form
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at the police station.
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One of the cops that's listening to all this, he recognizes this chick's voice.
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He's like, I think I know who this is.
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While she is still on an active call with dispatch, he calls her number.
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You can hear her disconnect from that call and pick up his call.
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And she's like, hello.
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And he's like, is this actually she goes, no, this is Lindsey.
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So she changed her name from Ashley to Lindsey, but they knew it was the same person.
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So finally, the cops that were on location, he sent them there to knock on her door.
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And she's still trying to claim that she's Lindsey now. Right.
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So, of course, hilarity ensues.
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You don't know what you're talking about.
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I did hear a shooter.
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And then she goes down a road, which, you know, I was in the Navy for 20 years
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and I drank a lot of booze.
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And I'll admit, I did some stupid shit when I was drunk.
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But never once did I do shit like that.
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And then while the cops were there trying to figure out what the hell is going on,
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she tells them that she's a brain surgeon.
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She could have said anything, you know, but a brain surgeon
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and that she's so smarter than them.
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And there's body cam footage of this.
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So this happened in December of 23.
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And the last thing I can see on here was she was facing for the swatting,
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which they were trying to have that charge stick.
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Waste of resources.
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Three years in jail for for swatting.
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It's fucked up, first of all, to do that to somebody.
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Now, you could say, I'm sure many people are saying that this is just drunken shenanigans.
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Yeah, but when it wastes that many resources.
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Oh, yeah. And you could also say that maybe this is a mental illness.
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Oh, yeah, there's definitely something going on there.
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But the fact that one of the cops at the station is like, wait a minute,
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I recognize that voice.
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Oh, I know that crazy voice.
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I guess I think they're alluding to the fact that she had been in trouble
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before with the police for alcohol.
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Oh, OK, maybe.
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Yeah. So then she tries to say that the cops raped her in the car.
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So she added a rape allegation.
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False. And the whole time that she was in custody, there was no way.
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So Ashley, Lindsey, brain surgeon rape all because of alcohol.
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You know, I've done some stupid shit, but God, well, the fuck.
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What the fuck? Seriously?
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Who does? Oh, my God.
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That was a nice segue from the drunk thing to that was I was wondering
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how it's going to fit that in there, but that was perfect.
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I've got a good segue from drunken dating app to drunken swatting to
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kind of has to do with some drinking slash partying or whatever.
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So are you familiar with Liquid Death, the company that does like the water
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and the kids? Yeah, I've enjoyed some of that liquid death myself.
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I do enjoy it. It's pretty good.
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I mean, the gimmick. Hilarious. It's good water for what it is.
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So they recently, I guess, an incident at a concert at some point
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where some woman in the middle of a pit just decided to pop a squat
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and like piss in the middle of the pit because she couldn't get out of it
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to get to the bathroom.
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So that happened.
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And Liquid Death was on that shit immediately
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because they put out a limited edition pit diaper for seventy five dollars
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made of pleather and studded looks like punk rock diaper that you can wear
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so that when you're in the pit and you got to take a piss
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and you can't get out of that pit sold out within minutes.
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Wow. That does not surprise me one bit.
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I can't even imagine.
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Go first of all, you're wearing a pleather diaper.
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That's got to be uncomfortable.
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You're going to be in a sweaty pit full of people.
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You're going to be squeaking as you're like
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eeee eeee eeee
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Leather down between your legs.
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But like also the fact that the novel I'm sure it's just because
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it's the novelty of it, like that people bought it because I can't imagine
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anybody truly using and wearing that during a frigging concert
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you would wear on the outside normally.
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How scary is it that I know at least two people that would buy that?
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And use it actively?
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And use it. Yes.
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For what it's intended.
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Yes. At least two people.
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It's so funny.
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Their immediate jump to get on something has been like crazy
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because I know they've done some other stuff too that have been like
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in response to like crazy social things happening like this.
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But this one just happened to catch my attention because it was so funny
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and it was like limited edition and like sold out in minutes.
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Yeah, that doesn't that does not surprise me.
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And a lot of people probably just bought that just because it's going to be
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a collector's item.
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Oh, I'm sure. Yeah.
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Water and pit diapers.
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You figure it kind of goes together, though, because you're drinking
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all that water. Where's it got to go?
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So here's a quick personal one.
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And this may open up a whole can of worms.
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I don't know. But when you go shopping, there's two categories of people here
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when it comes to returning the shopping cart.
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There's the camp that will always return the cart to the corral because
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for that group of people, that seems to be the right thing to do.
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And then there's the people that will just leave it wherever the fuck
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they want to leave it.
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And then their token excuses.
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Well, if someone parks there, they can just grab the cart and go.
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Which, well, that's what their excuses are for that.
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So we already know my stance here.
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OK, so we know where Samantha stands on this.
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So that sets the tone.
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So this happened at a Walmart.
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Now, there is a ton of stories I could do about Walmart.
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But this one happened to me.
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I was in a process of parking at the Walmart that I go to in the parking lot.
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Some of the sections of a lot are separated by these little cement medians.
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Yes.
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It has mulch in it and like a little tree in it, right?
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And I parked right there next to that cement median on the other side
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of the cement meet, like literally one spot over was the cart corral.
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Before I could even get out of my car, a car parked right in front of me
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on the opposite side, but directly in front of me.
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Right.
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I could look dead in this guy's eyes.
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See the whites of their eyes.
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Right.
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I went in and did my shopping and come back out and I'm getting in my car.
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Well, this guy must have been right behind me.
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Well, it was it was a man and his wife.
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I'm assuming he was my age.
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You know, not too old.
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I mean, not old as fucking dirt, but, you know, not young either.
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So he comes out with his shopping cart and he starts putting stuff in his car.
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And I'm getting all my stuff together and getting ready to go.
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And I put my car in reverse to back out.
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And as I was doing that, I was watching this man struggle with his cart
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because he was trying to put it up on the median.
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He was trying to like lift it up and put it onto the cement median
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where the tree was when there was a cart corral right next to that.
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Five feet away.
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Not even five feet away.
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Like a foot maybe.
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The corral was right there.
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He would rather fight pushing the cart down to get the front wheels to come up,
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to set it down on the cement median, to put it on that median
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instead of putting it into the.
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He was like actively saying, I'm not putting this shopping cart into the fucking corral.
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I'm just not fucking doing it.
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I'm going to put it here instead.
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The math don't math with people like that.
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I don't.
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I put my car back in park.
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I said, what the fuck?
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And as he was backing out, I got out of my car so he could see me do this.
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And I pulled the fucking cart office met media and put it into the fucking corral.
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Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
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Be like, I'm going to look you dead in your fucking eyes and shame you
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as I'm pushing this cart into where you could have a foot away from your freaking vehicle.
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Oh, I love doing that to people.
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Well, the next person that comes there, there's a corral right there.
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If they want a cart, they can grab one.
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Why would you make them have to pull it off the cement median where the tree was?
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Not only that, but that's like sheer pettiness of like,
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I know there's a car corral right there, but fuck that corral.
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You know, it's so funny.
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There's just an episode of 9-1-1 that that was the exact premise was cart
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shirkers who they just leave it wherever in the parking lot.
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This kid who's a shamer who puts like magnets on people's cars.
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It's like, you're a shirker.
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And he gets his ass whopped.
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Yeah.
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I'm like, that's so funny that you bring it because I literally just watched that episode yesterday.
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I just watched some petty motherfucker.
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What the fuck?
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That's sheer like, exactly.
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Corral.
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I have, believe it or not, another Walmart story.
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Oh.
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This one wasn't me though.
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This one is just recent in the news.
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It's still, things are developing here.
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Mesa, Arizona.
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I want to say this kid's name is Charles Smith.
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He was influencing, I guess, inside of Walmart.
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He thought it would be a great idea or a, as he calls it, prank.
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Oh, fuck.
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I hate prank influencers.
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To shoplift a can of bug spray.
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And then take said can of bug spray to the produce department
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and start spraying shit all over the produce, fruits, vegetables.
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And he lit a lot of shit up with this bug spray and then left.
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As he was leaving the Walmart, I guess he was getting some comments on whatever he was streaming on.
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Even some of his followers were like, dude, that's seriously fucked up.
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That's not a prank.
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That was fucking wrong.
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You're spraying poison that's not meant to be ingested on shit.
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So supposedly he goes back into the Walmart, takes a shopping cart,
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and tries to scoop up some of the shit that he sprayed and tries to take it to the back of the store.
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By this time.
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I'm sure LP and everybody's like seen it on camera and been like, what the fuck is this kid doing?
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Yeah, they're all over it.
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They arrested him and they took him to jail.
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And he was arraigned.
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And he told the judge that he's a self-proclaimed troll and that he does pranks for a living.
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And he makes anywhere from six to ten thousand dollars a month doing it.
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And I'm sure the judge was like, hmm, not anymore.
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Not anymore, bitch.
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The last thing I heard was they told him, oh, you're online pranks that you're doing?
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No, not anymore. You're done. Right.
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You're done. You've been trespassed off the Internet, sir.
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I don't know how they're going to enforce that because I mean, in what mindset do you have to be that you think
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spraying produce with bug spray is a prank?
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Because I feel like he's one of those kids that grew up with parents that never said no to anything.
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Keyword that you just said there, kid. No, he's twenty seven.
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The look on your face was priceless, Samantha.
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I still stand by the fact that his parents never said no or anybody in his life has ever said no.
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And he's taken it seriously if they have, because to actively think that trolling is a good way to bring in money.
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Which, Grant, I mean, if he truly is making six to ten thousand dollars a month.
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Wow. Yeah. Wow.
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That people pay him that much to be that much of a menace to society.
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And clearly, growing up, something happened where he was not or if he was someone tried to teach him a moral compass, it didn't stick.
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Well, he's also not the brightest motherfucker on the planet Earth because telling the judge that the judge is probably down
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looking at some of these other pranks that he did and they could possibly.
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Bring charges for all that shit, too. Yeah, exactly.
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Because if you're putting people's health at risk, that's different.
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It's one thing to prank somebody and it be a legitimately harmless prank that hurts nobody.
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And it's just a silly prank, but something like spraying bug spray, which is not meant to be ingested and is for like outside your body only.
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And people are about to eat the shit you just sprayed it all over.
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Yeah. What if somebody is allergic to that particular spray you used or some ingredient in it or a kid ingest too much of it and gets poisoning from it?
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Because it's like an overdose, essentially. Yeah. Yeah. That's not that's not OK.
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When your own followers are telling you that you're fucked in the head. Right.
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Something went awry in his youth to lead to him thinking that this is OK behavior.
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I have another one, by the way, but this is a quick one. OK.
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This is just a seriously, why would you fucking do that?
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But this is a personal one. Three days ago, I was shopping.
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I just needed something really quick going through the frozen aisle.
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Yeah, I see this guy and just the way that he's shopping young guy, you know, super clean cut looking guy.
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But he's pulling a shopping cart, not from the handle, but he's pulling it like from the side.
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And he's in a hurry. He's on the phone.
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And my first thought was he's one of these door dash people or people that are shopping for people.
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Right. And he's like on a mission, just like laser line.
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And he's on the phone and he's just shopping. Right.
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He's doing that. And I'm watching him. It's like busy B.
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Like he's bouncing all over the place. Ping pong and around the store.
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He stops for a split second to take time to lean down and spit on the floor.
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And then he just keeps on going. Eww.
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What the? Say it. What the fuck?