Dec. 18, 2024
What Is He Blowing?
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Samantha joins the team as Co-host, and we talk about our favorite phrase.
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It used being real sheepish.
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Sheepish. Say that 10 times, Jake.
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Sheepish.
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I don't know, because I we so take to you.
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Let me try talking again.
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Oh, yeah, the delusion.
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Always a cat interrupting this podcast.
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This is during this part when we don't have to put it in there.
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I'm Jake Jacobs and you're listening to What the Fuck?
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OK, episode two.
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We are a weekend and Samantha is back.
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And some news with that is Samantha is going to be one of my co-hosts.
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There's going to be a couple, but Samantha requests to be a co-host.
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And I said, fuck yeah, let's do that.
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So, Samantha, welcome to episode two.
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I think a couple of people have been listening to this.
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What do you think?
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I think a couple of people have.
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I mean, I definitely I've shared it with friends and family.
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And for the family that doesn't understand podcasts,
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they'll be listening to it through mine.
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So I listened to a couple of times on my own account.
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But yeah, I've been sharing it. People have been enjoying it.
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So let's talk about recent What the Fucks over the weekend.
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I have a neighbor that really loves to use his leaf blower
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and not just for blowing leaves.
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He uses this thing year round.
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Now, when I'm not doing podcasts with Samantha, I also narrate audiobooks.
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Now, I live in a suburban neighborhood.
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I don't have a nice recording studio.
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And that leaf blower has frequencies
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that will seep through concrete, brick foundation
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and find its way through my microphone.
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And it creates this high whiny
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noise that is impossible to get rid of in recordings.
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Well, I could get rid of it, but it would take away some of my voice.
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So I always wondered, what is he blowing?
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For lack of a better term, can I can I ask, is he is he boomeranged?
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No, no, no, he is.
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He is my age.
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We're probably like dead even.
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So he's a Gen Xer.
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I only ask because my mother is a boomeranged and she loves her leaf blower.
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And she takes that thing out and she leaf blows like the driveway
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and the back patio like every day, if she could, multiple times a day.
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Well, my neighbor has this beat because I watched him do this.
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He was washing his wife's car
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and then he was using the leaf blower to dry it off.
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I kid you not.
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Nature will take care of that.
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I whispered. What the fuck?
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You're like, excuse me, sir.
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There are other people in this world that have things to do.
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Like, what if you had a sleeping baby?
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Is it really that hard to use like a shammy or something to or just let
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I don't know, the sun dry it?
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He has created another use for a leaf blower that I didn't know existed.
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I mean, I guess he's just using like the poor man's version of going to like
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drive through car washes where at the end they just essentially
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giant ass leaf blowers that blow your car dry.
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But in suburbia, come on.
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But that's just one thing that I that I caught him doing.
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So I don't know what else he's blowing.
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So I know that's just one thing.
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They have ducks and chickens in their backyard.
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So he may be blowing the chicken and duck poop all over the place.
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I don't know. God, I hope not.
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Making that shit literally airborne.
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Yeah.
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That's how bird flu happens.
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Yeah, you got that right.
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There is a new crypto that is somehow worth like 700 million right now.
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Would you like to know what it's called?
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Is this the hawk to a girl?
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No, not that one. That one.
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No, yeah, I'd like to know.
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Fart coin. Fart coin. Fart coin.
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Seven hundred million, you say? Seven hundred million.
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Um, just came on the market towards seven hundred million.
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OK. Like I couldn't from an accounting standpoint,
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if I had a client that was like, yeah, all my money is in crypto.
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And be like, oh, which one? And you said fart coin to me.
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I would laugh you out of my office.
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Yeah, I got to jump on that fart coin.
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And that just sounded weird coming out of my mouth, by the way.
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What a wild thing.
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Like, and the fact that it's worth as much as it is.
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And like most crypto, when it first comes out, a lot of times
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the valuation will be wild for the first week or two, and then all of a sudden
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it'll drop. So I'm anticipating that in the next week or so it will probably drop
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because I can't imagine that it gets to the level of actual Bitcoin of
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unless people are just doing it for the memes.
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That's possible with a name like that. That's just ripe.
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Be like, yeah, man, I got that fart coin in the in the old wallet.
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I could never take someone seriously if they were like,
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all my money's wrapped up in fart coin.
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I'm sorry. What? Yeah.
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Wow. But no, I did.
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I did see the hot to a girl one too that like she I guess they put it out
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and then like it immediately plummeted.
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Well, they yanked it. They did a scam.
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Well, supposedly that's that's what they're saying, because it like it
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plummeted all of a sudden.
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Yeah. And they pulled it because they were like,
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something fishy is happening here.
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Well, I mean, if your 15 minutes of Internet fame is because you said
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Hawk to in reference to a sex act, then I guess, you know, you deserve.
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That's a great segue into the other news article that I saw.
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OK, now I'm very curious.
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There's an only fans chick over in I think it's the UK.
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Her name is Lily Phillips.
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Recently, in October, did a personal challenge to herself, I guess, where she.
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I heard about this. Yeah.
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She slept with like 100 guys in 24 hours.
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But now she is ramping up and she's getting herself acclimated
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to trying by January of 2025.
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So in a month's time, doing a thousand men in one day.
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I yeah. A couple of days ago, she said she was doing about 300
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to kind of start getting herself built up.
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I mean, I'm not going to shit on any woman's like you do you, babe.
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But like, damn, that's a lot.
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And also it would scare the crap out of me because like you're saying
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you're going to do a thousand men in one day.
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How can you know that all thousand of those men are completely clean?
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She's trying to break a world record because apparently the record
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is currently held by I think it's a French woman of like 914
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men in one 24 hour. That's a record.
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I don't know if I would want to be famous.
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Well, I don't know that I would want to break that.
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Like, I don't think my mentality could handle.
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I mean, she even said even after just doing the hundred,
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she was breaking down crying.
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She's like, I felt robotic.
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I'm like, babe, you're about to do 10 times that.
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What do you think you're going to feel after that?
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Well, she was totally checked out after like 10.
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Right. I'm like, your mental health is going to be like in the shitter after this.
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I get that you're trying to break a record.
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Again, I don't know if it's a record I'd be wanting to break.
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I think I would rather break the stamp licking record or something
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before I would tackle something like that.
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I mean, that was.
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Yeah. No, mental mental health in this day and age, like I can't imagine
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doing something like that.
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And then afterwards being like, yeah, I'm totally 100% fine.
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Let me go about my day like nothing happened.
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No, I would be fucked in the head for like a hot minute trying to process.
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Right. Like trying to process what I just did.
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Like I just fucked a thousand guys in 24.
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Like what? Like, again, she I mean, she's doing her thing.
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She's probably making bank off of this in some way, shape or form.
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I don't know how you make money off of this, but I'm sure.
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Speaking of only fans and you're a gamer. Yes.
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I'm a gamer as well, but probably not in the same categories as what you play.
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I'm more of a console kind of guy.
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I'm more of a third person, first person shooter.
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And where I'm going with this is there's a game called Red Dead Redemption
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and Red Dead Redemption 2.
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Yeah, I know of them, haven't played them, but I know.
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The actor that plays one of the main characters in both games,
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his name is Rob Weedoff, and he has a huge presence on social media.
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He's the kind of actor that his voice, it's his natural voice.
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He doesn't have to do anything to it.
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He just speaks normal. And as soon as you hear him talking,
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you're like, that's fucking John Marston. Right.
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He's got one of those like really unique voices. Yeah.
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So he has a huge following on social media.
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Well, a couple of days ago on Instagram, he posted a video.
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He's like, OK, guys, you know, this is the Internet.
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People are going to find out shit.
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He's like, I got to come clean about something.
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And I'm like, where is he going?
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Because he's always telling stupid jokes, right? Right.
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You're just like, oh, God.
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And he just abruptly says, I have an only fans account.
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And I'm like, OK.
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And then he starts laughing and he has this this this laugh
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that will just get you laughing because it's just so hilarious to hear it.
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And he's like, it's not what you think.
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He said, not everything on there is porn or sex.
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It's true. It's not.
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Majority of it is, but not all of it.
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He said, I'm just a guy who's trying to get in shape.
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And I have an exercise only fans where the people that watch me
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do these exercises with me and we're just trying to get in shape.
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He's like, I got a bit of a dad bod going on.
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I'm trying to get rid of that.
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And he said, I just decided to do that.
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And he was he showed a couple of clips and it's like it has nothing to do with sex.
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Just want to get out there. OK.
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I just thought that was a little tie in with games and only fans.
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And that's yeah, that's that's the thing is like most people associate
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only fans with like it's all porn. Yeah, it's not a problem.
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You're like 70 to 80 percent of it is.
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But like it's not all porn.
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It's other content as well.
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But yeah, that's that's cool, though.
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That also tells me that he really didn't get paid.
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And when he gets in shape, then he can be in a different kind of only
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or that. Yeah.
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When he's feeling more comfortable with himself, then he can switch it over.
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Yeah, I'm sure his wife will love that.
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Yes. You like, babe, I'm just making sure we got money.
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So I'm going to segue that into hot sauce. Oh.
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Kind of a weird. I love hot sauce.
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You like Texas Pete?
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Um, I'm more of a friend. We're going like mainstream. I'm more of a Frank's Red Hot.
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But I like more obscure.
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Like, I don't like something that's going to absolutely burn my insides,
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like battery acid.
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But like my parents went to Mexico, came back and they brought me
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some like local Mexican ones, and those are pretty delicious.
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So I like an off the beaten path hot sauce.
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Well, you're you're in North Carolina.
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And that's where that's where Texas Pete is is manufactured.
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And that's really. Yes. Yes.
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And that and this is going to be part of the story.
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So about a year ago, I originally had an idea to do a podcast, something like this.
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And I was watching the news about this idiot.
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Well, I better watch how I say that, because he might turn around and sue me.
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But this idiot
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tried to sue Texas Pete for deceptive marketing
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because he bought a bottle of Texas Pete.
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I think he was he's from California, but he was somewhere else.
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And he stopped at this place and he saw Texas Pete on the shelf.
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He had never heard of it.
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He bought a three dollar bottle of it and took it home to California.
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And when he got home is when he discovered that Texas Pete is not made in Texas.
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Well, no shit on the back of the bottle.
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And I have a bottle right here. OK.
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And they haven't changed the bottle.
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OK. Garner Food Company, Winston Salem, North Carolina.
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And there's even the QR code you can scan, which will take you to the website.
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And when you go to the website, which I conveniently have pulled up right here,
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they do this little history, you know, 1929.
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And it talks about how is it that a tasty red pepper sauce made in North Carolina
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happens to be named Texas Pete anyway.
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And it completely tells you, hey, Texas Pete is a made up character that we made up.
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We make this hot sauce here in North Carolina.
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And they didn't just put that up on the website when he decided to file the lawsuit.
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It's been there. Right.
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So I'm like, there's no fucking way
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this lawsuit is going to get any kind of traction.
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I was wrong.
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So it actually went to court or it was going through the motions. Right.
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And then, like I said, I was kind of thinking about doing the same kind of theme podcast.
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And that was going to be like my my lead in story.
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Well, you know, it never happened, never materialized.
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But here we are today and we're talking about it. So here we go.
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So then I forgot about it.
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And I'm like, I wonder what happened to that guy.
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I wonder what happened to Texas Pete.
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Turns out. Is it now Carolina Pete?
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No shit.
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Does it peas you?
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It turns out that in September of 23, he petitioned the court
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to have the court dismiss the case completely.
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Like, I don't want to do this anymore.
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And the court was like, OK, sure. Yeah.
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Probably because he's being ridiculed for being an idiot.
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He claims that he was being harassed by the lawyers
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because the lawyers were coming after him for something that's called a capper scheme.
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A capper scheme.
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Capper schemes are when law firms seek out or solicit potential clients for a lawsuit.
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OK. Well, I guess the lawyers for Texas Pete
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or Garner Food Company did a little digging into this dude
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and come to find out that he has a history of doing this.
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He went after a Kroger grocery chain and a few other lawsuits.
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One was settled and but the other two were completely dismissed.
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A serial lawsuit bringer.
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Well, this guy claims that he wanted it dismissed because him and his family
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and friends were being harassed by private investigators hired by
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the makers of Texas Pete, which I mean, may or may or not be true.
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But I'm leaning more toward the money. True. Yeah.
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But I mean, you know, a quick Google search and you can see that
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you can Google the history of somebody that does this.
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So they were probably like, OK, we got your number. OK. Right.
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So we see you've put like seven lawsuits in for dumb shit like
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Texas Pete, just in case anybody wants to try to sue them again.
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It says right on the bottle.
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It's made in North Carolina. Texas Pete is a fictional character.
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OK. Right. It's so funny, though.
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What the fuck did you think was going to happen with this lawsuit?
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Did you think you were going to win?
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There's tons of articles on this. At one point, he wanted them.
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I don't think he ever.
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Well, I'm pretty sure he saw it monetary damages, but at one point, he wanted.
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Emotional distress.
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No, even better.
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He wanted them to have to change the name of the hot sauce.
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To what? Probably like Carolina Pete. Right.
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To match with the thing.
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I feel like, no, move your whole production company to Texas
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so that it rings true. Yeah. Yeah.
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And his wife was part of the law firm.
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Oh, of course. Oh, yeah.
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So I call that my Texas Pete. What the fuck?
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That is fantastic. Yeah. People.
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I swear to fucking God.
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I don't understand it.
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Apparently, some recent production lines of Stanley cups
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when they're getting heated up by putting hot drinks in them,
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they're literally exploding, blowing people's faces off.
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I literally almost just said, what the fuck?
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And now I said it.
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Yeah, it's they're literally like I watched video.
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It's it looks like a frickin bomb going off these because like it's
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crap, causing the inner lining to restrict in a way that it's not supposed to.
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And it's like it's not all of them.
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It's just like a recent run of them of like two different models
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that were just when hot drinks were put in there, it's causing it to restrict
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enough that the inner lining that's pressurized is like coming loose
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just enough that it's causing it to rocket out of itself,
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slamming into people and their faces and their chest or they're down
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onto their legs as their whole like it's just I was like, you know,
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an exploding cup will probably fuck up your whole weekend.
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Yeah, that's I would be absolutely devastated
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if I were to go and drink a cup of tea and all of a sudden it literally
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exploded in my face and made me have to go to the hospital.
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Yeah, that's probably going to leave a mark.
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Yeah, because one, you're getting burned by whatever hot liquids in there.
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And then you're also getting pummeled in the face by like either a plastic lid
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or the bottom half of the metal part shooting out and smacking
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you in the leg or something like one way or another.
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You're not walking away from that without a scar.
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Well, at least that wouldn't be a frivolous lawsuit at that point.
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It wouldn't be a Texas P thing. Exactly.
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But that's yeah, it's terrifying.
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I was like there were there's videos of it all over people like you literally
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just see them like holding the cup and like just innocuously looking around
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and all of a sudden just like it looks like a bomb goes off in their hand.
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What the fuck? That is truly terrifying.
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And pop culture, not so much the phrase what the fuck,
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but the word fuck in movies.
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But I came across this list.
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Now, this list hasn't been updated in seven years.
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So it's going to be a little little dated, but this is from the IMDB website.
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OK, following list contains the English speaking movies
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that have the most utterances of the word fuck or one of its derivatives
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said during it.
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Most of them include Samuel L. Jackson.
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Well, Quentin Tarantino movies are featured heavily on this list.
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So Samuel. All right.
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I guess, yes.
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It's his favorite.
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This is more of the motherfucker variant.
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Yes, it's true.
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OK, so I'm not going to go.
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This is a long list.
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I'm not going to go through every one of these.
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But apparently there is a documentary called Fuck.
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I mean, right.
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I hope it's in there a lot then if it's all about it.
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And it's got Drew Carey, Billy Connolly and Bill Maher.
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So that's a documentary that I have to check out.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Let me know where you find it and I'll watch it too.
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Yeah. The Wolf of Wall Street.
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I kind of had it. Yeah, I knew that was going to be on the list.
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Casino. There was 422 uses of the F-bomb in Casino.
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That's a lot.
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Yeah. Straight out of Compton.
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392. I haven't seen that one either.
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And that was number eight on the list.
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But, you know, this was seven years ago.
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So I'm sure these numbers have been blown out of the water.
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In 1990, Goodfellas broke the record up to that point with 300 utterances of it in that.
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And most of them were from Joe Pesci. Go figure.
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Not surprising. Yeah.
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Reservoir Dogs. So now we're getting into Quentin Tarantino.
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That was 27 on the list with 269 utterances.
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Dang.
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Pulp Fiction was actually below that with 265.
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But most of those were probably from Samuel L. Jackson.
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Right. They curbed him.
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The Big Lebowski. I knew that one was going to have a lot.
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There was a recent movie that in my initial thought to do this for a podcast idea,
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when I kind of lost that train of thought, kind of got away from it.
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And then I started thinking about doing it again.
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And then while I was in that process, I was like, yeah, I could do this.
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Like, there's plenty of material here. I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
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Oh, the Beetlejuice. Really? That's got fucks in it.
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It has two, technically. OK.
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But it's PG-13. Now, there's some history here.
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OK, so when the first Beetlejuice came out, it was rated PG.
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Now, PG-13 was a thing back then. Right.
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Beetlejuice came out in 1988, I believe.
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And right year after I was born.
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The PG-13 rating came out in 1984. But I don't know how Tim Burton got around the PG rating.
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I don't know what the details are.
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But in the original Beetlejuice, he says, you know, some fucking model.
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It is rated PG. Well, now, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is PG-13.
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He drops the F-bomb twice. But the second time that he says it, they bleep it out.
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I don't know if it was just for comedic effect,
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because it is funny when you hear the bleep in the movie.
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I don't know how he utters it the first time, but he doesn't just say fuck.
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There's a wedding scene that Tim Burton didn't really have it scripted out.
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All he knew was that he wanted the scene acted out to the song MacArthur's Park.
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An old Donna Summer hit. And then it would before that, I forget.
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It's song has been out for a long time. It's a weird song.
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And the whole like five minute version of it.
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So he pretty much told the cast, like, just do whatever, do your little weird dances or whatever.
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And that whole sequence is just extremely like when you watch it, you're like,
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well, the timing of it couldn't have been more perfect.
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Michael Keaton is Beedlejuice is just standing there like watching all
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it's taking all the stuff in and he just goes, what the fuck?
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I saw that. I'm like, I have to do this fucking podcast.
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That just got me back into this. Thank you, Michael Keaton and Beedlejuice for
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giving me the inspiration to pursue my dreams with this what the fuck podcast.
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Fucking Beedlejuice. Even you're going to say what the fuck at the wedding scene.
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You'll know what I'm talking about. It's just completely out there.
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I like because I loved the first one. I absolutely loved it.
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So I'm sure because my daughters watch it. She watched it with my dad
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and they both liked it. So Beedlejuice spoke to me when he said, what the fuck?
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What the fuck? You're like, yes, exactly. What the fuck?
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Thank you, Beedlejuice. That was that was the inspiration.
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Thank you, Michael Keaton Douglas for helping me realize my life's passion.
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Yes. On a serious note to our listeners out there, if you're driving through Tennessee
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and if you get pulled over, you could get a DUI even if you're sober. Wait, what?
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Oh, yes. That's a hot topic right now in central Tennessee.
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Is this a new thing? I don't know how new it is,
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but it's gaining traction now because people are fighting back.
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People are getting pulled over for a taillight, for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign,
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whatever the case is, they're getting pulled over.
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And the cop says, you've been drinking? Your eyes look kind of glossy.
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I smell alcohol. There's a strong odor of alcohol.
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But here's the kicker. They stopped doing breathalyzers here in central Tennessee
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because they say that they're not reliable. So what they do is they arrest the person for a DUI
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and then they have to take them to the hospital to do a blood draw.
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And then the blood draw takes sometimes five or six months for it to come back
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that there was nothing in their system. And by this time, the person that was arrested
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has spent thousands and thousands of dollars for lawyer fees, court fees to get out of this.
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And then they're left high and dry. And then the court just,
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when it comes back that there was nothing in their system, they just dismiss the case.
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Well, you would think that's good. It's not good. This person now has a DUI on their record
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that cost them a lot of money to defend and is still on their record, even though it was dismissed.
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So people think that you did it. What the hell is the reasoning?
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Are the police getting some sort of like monetary kickback?
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That's what a lot of people are investigating now that Tennessee Bureau of Investigation,
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they're looking into it. That sounds like somebody's
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getting a kickback for every time they do this, like departments are getting kickbacks or something.
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Yeah. So like every news channel down here, there's videos of people getting pulled over.
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Well, why would you mean not to go anywhere near Tennessee?
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Some of these people are starting to fight back and file lawsuits.
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And now that they've started filing lawsuits, I don't know who keeps track of where these DUIs
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are coming from, like what precinct or what cop or if it's just like one person all the time.
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Or they say that there's no way to track that. Well, that's bullshit.
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Yes, there is. They can absolutely track that.
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Because you pull up every case that's been dismissed.
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Yeah. You could literally be stone cold sober, get pulled over for a broken tail light.
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Pay me money. I'll pull up all them stats for them. Shit.
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Yeah. And get arrested for a DUI and spend a lot of money for lawyers and it will get dismissed.
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But yet somebody's getting a kickback somewhere for something.
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There's no way that they would suddenly start doing this for no reason whatsoever.
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There's got to be some conspiracy of.
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609 cases of this happening and it's popping up like almost like every night or every other
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night there's a new video popping up because what these lawyers are doing now is they're
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getting the body cam footage. Right.
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They're petitioning for it. And sometimes they try to block that and it takes them
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a long time to get the body cam footage. Well, then how are you going to block that
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when the whole point of you having the body cam footage is for this reason?
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Yeah. To cover everybody's asses.
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Then there's a couple of videos of the body cam footage,
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but at a certain point the officer turned off the audio.
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Of course they did. Now, before any of our listeners
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get it in their head that I'm anti-cop, I'm not.
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No, I'm not either. I'm anti-dirty cop. When you're a dirty cop, that's one thing.
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I'm not anti-cop. I have no problem with law enforcement
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and I've never had a problem with law enforcement. I've never had a bad interaction with one.
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So, no, I'm definitely not anti-police. I'm just anti- when you're a corrupt police
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officer that's fully different, then I have a problem with you.
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But not everyone is. Unless your name is Hank Voight from
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Chicago PD because he's just a bad motherfucker. I wouldn't even mind being arrested by him.
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I'd be like, just slap me around, dude. Like, fuck yeah.
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Be like, please take me. And he's a former Scientologist.
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Did you know that? Is he?
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Yes. He was high up in Scientology. Really?
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Oh yeah. Is he out now?
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He's been out. Yeah. He's been out. Oh shit.
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But yeah, Jason Begay, Hank Voight was a high ranking Scientologist.
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Yeah. Interesting.
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There was a documentary on HBO. It's called Going Clear. It's a two hour documentary.
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I had no idea that Jason Begay was former Scientologist.
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And he's in the opening scene and he is like pure Hank Voight.
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He's like, fuck these motherfuckers. He must have kept it on the DL from a
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publicity standpoint because I had no idea. Oh yeah. And then he went on an anti-Scientology
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campaign on YouTube. He was like going after him. He's like, you can do all your fair gaming
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to me, whatever. He's like, I'm not going to back the fuck down. You might want to pick on somebody else.
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Did I just blow your mind that Hank Voight is a Scientologist?
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I didn't know that.
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Going Clear. Scientology. Yeah. It came out in 2015. So episode two is in the can.
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Samantha, I think people are listening to this. So what do you say we do a couple more at least?
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Yeah, for sure. I'm down to keep it going as long as we can.
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There's never going to be a shortage of material.
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Truly in this day and age, there won't be because I feel like every day you wake up and it's like,
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if you don't have a what the fuck moment from something in the news or in your life,
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like you must be living under a rock at this point.
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Indeed. I didn't even talk about people's driving habits around the holidays.
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So I didn't even touch on that. That's a whole other episode of what the fuck people,
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it's the holidays.
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Right. And even outside the holidays, what the fuck?
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It used being real sheepish.
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Sheepish. Say that 10 times, Jake.
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Sheepish.
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I don't know, because I we so take to you.
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Let me try talking again.
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Oh, yeah, the delusion.
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Always a cat interrupting this podcast.
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This is during this part when we don't have to put it in there.
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I'm Jake Jacobs and you're listening to What the Fuck?
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OK, episode two.
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We are a weekend and Samantha is back.
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And some news with that is Samantha is going to be one of my co-hosts.
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There's going to be a couple, but Samantha requests to be a co-host.
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And I said, fuck yeah, let's do that.
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So, Samantha, welcome to episode two.
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I think a couple of people have been listening to this.
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What do you think?
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I think a couple of people have.
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I mean, I definitely I've shared it with friends and family.
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And for the family that doesn't understand podcasts,
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they'll be listening to it through mine.
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So I listened to a couple of times on my own account.
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But yeah, I've been sharing it. People have been enjoying it.
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So let's talk about recent What the Fucks over the weekend.
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I have a neighbor that really loves to use his leaf blower
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and not just for blowing leaves.
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He uses this thing year round.
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Now, when I'm not doing podcasts with Samantha, I also narrate audiobooks.
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Now, I live in a suburban neighborhood.
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I don't have a nice recording studio.
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And that leaf blower has frequencies
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that will seep through concrete, brick foundation
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and find its way through my microphone.
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And it creates this high whiny
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noise that is impossible to get rid of in recordings.
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Well, I could get rid of it, but it would take away some of my voice.
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So I always wondered, what is he blowing?
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For lack of a better term, can I can I ask, is he is he boomeranged?
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No, no, no, he is.
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He is my age.
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We're probably like dead even.
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So he's a Gen Xer.
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I only ask because my mother is a boomeranged and she loves her leaf blower.
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And she takes that thing out and she leaf blows like the driveway
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and the back patio like every day, if she could, multiple times a day.
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Well, my neighbor has this beat because I watched him do this.
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He was washing his wife's car
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and then he was using the leaf blower to dry it off.
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I kid you not.
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Nature will take care of that.
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I whispered. What the fuck?
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You're like, excuse me, sir.
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There are other people in this world that have things to do.
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Like, what if you had a sleeping baby?
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Is it really that hard to use like a shammy or something to or just let
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I don't know, the sun dry it?
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He has created another use for a leaf blower that I didn't know existed.
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I mean, I guess he's just using like the poor man's version of going to like
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drive through car washes where at the end they just essentially
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giant ass leaf blowers that blow your car dry.
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But in suburbia, come on.
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But that's just one thing that I that I caught him doing.
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So I don't know what else he's blowing.
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So I know that's just one thing.
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They have ducks and chickens in their backyard.
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So he may be blowing the chicken and duck poop all over the place.
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I don't know. God, I hope not.
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Making that shit literally airborne.
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That's how bird flu happens.
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Yeah, you got that right.
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There is a new crypto that is somehow worth like 700 million right now.
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Would you like to know what it's called?
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Is this the hawk to a girl?
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No, not that one. That one.
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No, yeah, I'd like to know.
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Fart coin. Fart coin. Fart coin.
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Seven hundred million, you say? Seven hundred million.
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Um, just came on the market towards seven hundred million.
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OK. Like I couldn't from an accounting standpoint,
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if I had a client that was like, yeah, all my money is in crypto.
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And be like, oh, which one? And you said fart coin to me.
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I would laugh you out of my office.
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Yeah, I got to jump on that fart coin.
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And that just sounded weird coming out of my mouth, by the way.
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What a wild thing.
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Like, and the fact that it's worth as much as it is.
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And like most crypto, when it first comes out, a lot of times
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the valuation will be wild for the first week or two, and then all of a sudden
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it'll drop. So I'm anticipating that in the next week or so it will probably drop
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because I can't imagine that it gets to the level of actual Bitcoin of
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unless people are just doing it for the memes.
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That's possible with a name like that. That's just ripe.
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Be like, yeah, man, I got that fart coin in the in the old wallet.
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I could never take someone seriously if they were like,
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all my money's wrapped up in fart coin.
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I'm sorry. What? Yeah.
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Wow. But no, I did.
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I did see the hot to a girl one too that like she I guess they put it out
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and then like it immediately plummeted.
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Well, they yanked it. They did a scam.
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Well, supposedly that's that's what they're saying, because it like it
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plummeted all of a sudden.
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Yeah. And they pulled it because they were like,
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something fishy is happening here.
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Well, I mean, if your 15 minutes of Internet fame is because you said
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Hawk to in reference to a sex act, then I guess, you know, you deserve.
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That's a great segue into the other news article that I saw.
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OK, now I'm very curious.
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There's an only fans chick over in I think it's the UK.
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Her name is Lily Phillips.
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Recently, in October, did a personal challenge to herself, I guess, where she.
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I heard about this. Yeah.
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She slept with like 100 guys in 24 hours.
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But now she is ramping up and she's getting herself acclimated
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to trying by January of 2025.
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So in a month's time, doing a thousand men in one day.
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I yeah. A couple of days ago, she said she was doing about 300
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to kind of start getting herself built up.
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I mean, I'm not going to shit on any woman's like you do you, babe.
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But like, damn, that's a lot.
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And also it would scare the crap out of me because like you're saying
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you're going to do a thousand men in one day.
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How can you know that all thousand of those men are completely clean?
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She's trying to break a world record because apparently the record
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is currently held by I think it's a French woman of like 914
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men in one 24 hour. That's a record.
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I don't know if I would want to be famous.
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Well, I don't know that I would want to break that.
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Like, I don't think my mentality could handle.
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I mean, she even said even after just doing the hundred,
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she was breaking down crying.
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She's like, I felt robotic.
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I'm like, babe, you're about to do 10 times that.
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What do you think you're going to feel after that?
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Well, she was totally checked out after like 10.
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Right. I'm like, your mental health is going to be like in the shitter after this.
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I get that you're trying to break a record.
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Again, I don't know if it's a record I'd be wanting to break.
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I think I would rather break the stamp licking record or something
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before I would tackle something like that.
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I mean, that was.
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Yeah. No, mental mental health in this day and age, like I can't imagine
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doing something like that.
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And then afterwards being like, yeah, I'm totally 100% fine.
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Let me go about my day like nothing happened.
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No, I would be fucked in the head for like a hot minute trying to process.
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Right. Like trying to process what I just did.
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Like I just fucked a thousand guys in 24.
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Like what? Like, again, she I mean, she's doing her thing.
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She's probably making bank off of this in some way, shape or form.
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I don't know how you make money off of this, but I'm sure.
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Speaking of only fans and you're a gamer. Yes.
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I'm a gamer as well, but probably not in the same categories as what you play.
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I'm more of a console kind of guy.
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I'm more of a third person, first person shooter.
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And where I'm going with this is there's a game called Red Dead Redemption
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and Red Dead Redemption 2.
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Yeah, I know of them, haven't played them, but I know.
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The actor that plays one of the main characters in both games,
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his name is Rob Weedoff, and he has a huge presence on social media.
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He's the kind of actor that his voice, it's his natural voice.
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He doesn't have to do anything to it.
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He just speaks normal. And as soon as you hear him talking,
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you're like, that's fucking John Marston. Right.
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He's got one of those like really unique voices. Yeah.
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So he has a huge following on social media.
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Well, a couple of days ago on Instagram, he posted a video.
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He's like, OK, guys, you know, this is the Internet.
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People are going to find out shit.
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He's like, I got to come clean about something.
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And I'm like, where is he going?
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Because he's always telling stupid jokes, right? Right.
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You're just like, oh, God.
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And he just abruptly says, I have an only fans account.
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And I'm like, OK.
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And then he starts laughing and he has this this this laugh
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that will just get you laughing because it's just so hilarious to hear it.
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And he's like, it's not what you think.
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He said, not everything on there is porn or sex.
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It's true. It's not.
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Majority of it is, but not all of it.
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He said, I'm just a guy who's trying to get in shape.
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And I have an exercise only fans where the people that watch me
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do these exercises with me and we're just trying to get in shape.
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He's like, I got a bit of a dad bod going on.
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I'm trying to get rid of that.
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And he said, I just decided to do that.
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And he was he showed a couple of clips and it's like it has nothing to do with sex.
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Just want to get out there. OK.
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I just thought that was a little tie in with games and only fans.
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And that's yeah, that's that's the thing is like most people associate
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only fans with like it's all porn. Yeah, it's not a problem.
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You're like 70 to 80 percent of it is.
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But like it's not all porn.
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It's other content as well.
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But yeah, that's that's cool, though.
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That also tells me that he really didn't get paid.
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And when he gets in shape, then he can be in a different kind of only
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or that. Yeah.
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When he's feeling more comfortable with himself, then he can switch it over.
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Yeah, I'm sure his wife will love that.
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Yes. You like, babe, I'm just making sure we got money.
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So I'm going to segue that into hot sauce. Oh.
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Kind of a weird. I love hot sauce.
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You like Texas Pete?
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Um, I'm more of a friend. We're going like mainstream. I'm more of a Frank's Red Hot.
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But I like more obscure.
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Like, I don't like something that's going to absolutely burn my insides,
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like battery acid.
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But like my parents went to Mexico, came back and they brought me
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some like local Mexican ones, and those are pretty delicious.
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So I like an off the beaten path hot sauce.
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Well, you're you're in North Carolina.
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And that's where that's where Texas Pete is is manufactured.
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And that's really. Yes. Yes.
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And that and this is going to be part of the story.
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So about a year ago, I originally had an idea to do a podcast, something like this.
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And I was watching the news about this idiot.
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Well, I better watch how I say that, because he might turn around and sue me.
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But this idiot
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tried to sue Texas Pete for deceptive marketing
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because he bought a bottle of Texas Pete.
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I think he was he's from California, but he was somewhere else.
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And he stopped at this place and he saw Texas Pete on the shelf.
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He had never heard of it.
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He bought a three dollar bottle of it and took it home to California.
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And when he got home is when he discovered that Texas Pete is not made in Texas.
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Well, no shit on the back of the bottle.
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And I have a bottle right here. OK.
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And they haven't changed the bottle.
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OK. Garner Food Company, Winston Salem, North Carolina.
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And there's even the QR code you can scan, which will take you to the website.
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And when you go to the website, which I conveniently have pulled up right here,
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they do this little history, you know, 1929.
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And it talks about how is it that a tasty red pepper sauce made in North Carolina
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happens to be named Texas Pete anyway.
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And it completely tells you, hey, Texas Pete is a made up character that we made up.
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We make this hot sauce here in North Carolina.
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And they didn't just put that up on the website when he decided to file the lawsuit.
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It's been there. Right.
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So I'm like, there's no fucking way
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this lawsuit is going to get any kind of traction.
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I was wrong.
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So it actually went to court or it was going through the motions. Right.
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And then, like I said, I was kind of thinking about doing the same kind of theme podcast.
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And that was going to be like my my lead in story.
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Well, you know, it never happened, never materialized.
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But here we are today and we're talking about it. So here we go.
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So then I forgot about it.
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And I'm like, I wonder what happened to that guy.
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I wonder what happened to Texas Pete.
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Turns out. Is it now Carolina Pete?
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No shit.
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Does it peas you?
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It turns out that in September of 23, he petitioned the court
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to have the court dismiss the case completely.
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Like, I don't want to do this anymore.
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And the court was like, OK, sure. Yeah.
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Probably because he's being ridiculed for being an idiot.
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He claims that he was being harassed by the lawyers
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because the lawyers were coming after him for something that's called a capper scheme.
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A capper scheme.
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Capper schemes are when law firms seek out or solicit potential clients for a lawsuit.
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OK. Well, I guess the lawyers for Texas Pete
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or Garner Food Company did a little digging into this dude
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and come to find out that he has a history of doing this.
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He went after a Kroger grocery chain and a few other lawsuits.
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One was settled and but the other two were completely dismissed.
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A serial lawsuit bringer.
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Well, this guy claims that he wanted it dismissed because him and his family
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and friends were being harassed by private investigators hired by
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the makers of Texas Pete, which I mean, may or may or not be true.
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But I'm leaning more toward the money. True. Yeah.
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But I mean, you know, a quick Google search and you can see that
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you can Google the history of somebody that does this.
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So they were probably like, OK, we got your number. OK. Right.
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So we see you've put like seven lawsuits in for dumb shit like
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Texas Pete, just in case anybody wants to try to sue them again.
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It says right on the bottle.
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It's made in North Carolina. Texas Pete is a fictional character.
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OK. Right. It's so funny, though.
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What the fuck did you think was going to happen with this lawsuit?
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Did you think you were going to win?
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There's tons of articles on this. At one point, he wanted them.
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I don't think he ever.
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Well, I'm pretty sure he saw it monetary damages, but at one point, he wanted.
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Emotional distress.
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No, even better.
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He wanted them to have to change the name of the hot sauce.
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To what? Probably like Carolina Pete. Right.
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To match with the thing.
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I feel like, no, move your whole production company to Texas
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so that it rings true. Yeah. Yeah.
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And his wife was part of the law firm.
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Oh, of course. Oh, yeah.
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So I call that my Texas Pete. What the fuck?
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That is fantastic. Yeah. People.
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I swear to fucking God.
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I don't understand it.
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Apparently, some recent production lines of Stanley cups
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when they're getting heated up by putting hot drinks in them,
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they're literally exploding, blowing people's faces off.
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I literally almost just said, what the fuck?
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And now I said it.
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Yeah, it's they're literally like I watched video.
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It's it looks like a frickin bomb going off these because like it's
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crap, causing the inner lining to restrict in a way that it's not supposed to.
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And it's like it's not all of them.
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It's just like a recent run of them of like two different models
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that were just when hot drinks were put in there, it's causing it to restrict
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enough that the inner lining that's pressurized is like coming loose
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just enough that it's causing it to rocket out of itself,
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slamming into people and their faces and their chest or they're down
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onto their legs as their whole like it's just I was like, you know,
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an exploding cup will probably fuck up your whole weekend.
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Yeah, that's I would be absolutely devastated
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if I were to go and drink a cup of tea and all of a sudden it literally
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exploded in my face and made me have to go to the hospital.
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Yeah, that's probably going to leave a mark.
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Yeah, because one, you're getting burned by whatever hot liquids in there.
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And then you're also getting pummeled in the face by like either a plastic lid
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or the bottom half of the metal part shooting out and smacking
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you in the leg or something like one way or another.
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You're not walking away from that without a scar.
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Well, at least that wouldn't be a frivolous lawsuit at that point.
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It wouldn't be a Texas P thing. Exactly.
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But that's yeah, it's terrifying.
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I was like there were there's videos of it all over people like you literally
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just see them like holding the cup and like just innocuously looking around
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and all of a sudden just like it looks like a bomb goes off in their hand.
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What the fuck? That is truly terrifying.
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And pop culture, not so much the phrase what the fuck,
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but the word fuck in movies.
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But I came across this list.
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Now, this list hasn't been updated in seven years.
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So it's going to be a little little dated, but this is from the IMDB website.
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OK, following list contains the English speaking movies
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that have the most utterances of the word fuck or one of its derivatives
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said during it.
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Most of them include Samuel L. Jackson.
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Well, Quentin Tarantino movies are featured heavily on this list.
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So Samuel. All right.
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I guess, yes.
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It's his favorite.
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This is more of the motherfucker variant.
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Yes, it's true.
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OK, so I'm not going to go.
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This is a long list.
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I'm not going to go through every one of these.
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But apparently there is a documentary called Fuck.
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I mean, right.
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I hope it's in there a lot then if it's all about it.
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And it's got Drew Carey, Billy Connolly and Bill Maher.
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So that's a documentary that I have to check out.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Let me know where you find it and I'll watch it too.
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Yeah. The Wolf of Wall Street.
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I kind of had it. Yeah, I knew that was going to be on the list.
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Casino. There was 422 uses of the F-bomb in Casino.
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That's a lot.
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Yeah. Straight out of Compton.
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392. I haven't seen that one either.
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And that was number eight on the list.
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But, you know, this was seven years ago.
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So I'm sure these numbers have been blown out of the water.
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In 1990, Goodfellas broke the record up to that point with 300 utterances of it in that.
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And most of them were from Joe Pesci. Go figure.
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Not surprising. Yeah.
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Reservoir Dogs. So now we're getting into Quentin Tarantino.
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That was 27 on the list with 269 utterances.
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Dang.
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Pulp Fiction was actually below that with 265.
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But most of those were probably from Samuel L. Jackson.
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Right. They curbed him.
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The Big Lebowski. I knew that one was going to have a lot.
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There was a recent movie that in my initial thought to do this for a podcast idea,
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when I kind of lost that train of thought, kind of got away from it.
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And then I started thinking about doing it again.
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And then while I was in that process, I was like, yeah, I could do this.
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Like, there's plenty of material here. I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
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Oh, the Beetlejuice. Really? That's got fucks in it.
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It has two, technically. OK.
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But it's PG-13. Now, there's some history here.
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OK, so when the first Beetlejuice came out, it was rated PG.
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Now, PG-13 was a thing back then. Right.
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Beetlejuice came out in 1988, I believe.
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And right year after I was born.
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The PG-13 rating came out in 1984. But I don't know how Tim Burton got around the PG rating.
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I don't know what the details are.
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But in the original Beetlejuice, he says, you know, some fucking model.
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It is rated PG. Well, now, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is PG-13.
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He drops the F-bomb twice. But the second time that he says it, they bleep it out.
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I don't know if it was just for comedic effect,
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because it is funny when you hear the bleep in the movie.
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I don't know how he utters it the first time, but he doesn't just say fuck.
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There's a wedding scene that Tim Burton didn't really have it scripted out.
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All he knew was that he wanted the scene acted out to the song MacArthur's Park.
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An old Donna Summer hit. And then it would before that, I forget.
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It's song has been out for a long time. It's a weird song.
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And the whole like five minute version of it.
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So he pretty much told the cast, like, just do whatever, do your little weird dances or whatever.
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And that whole sequence is just extremely like when you watch it, you're like,
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well, the timing of it couldn't have been more perfect.
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Michael Keaton is Beedlejuice is just standing there like watching all
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it's taking all the stuff in and he just goes, what the fuck?
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I saw that. I'm like, I have to do this fucking podcast.
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That just got me back into this. Thank you, Michael Keaton and Beedlejuice for
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giving me the inspiration to pursue my dreams with this what the fuck podcast.
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Fucking Beedlejuice. Even you're going to say what the fuck at the wedding scene.
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You'll know what I'm talking about. It's just completely out there.
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I like because I loved the first one. I absolutely loved it.
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So I'm sure because my daughters watch it. She watched it with my dad
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and they both liked it. So Beedlejuice spoke to me when he said, what the fuck?
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What the fuck? You're like, yes, exactly. What the fuck?
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Thank you, Beedlejuice. That was that was the inspiration.
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Thank you, Michael Keaton Douglas for helping me realize my life's passion.
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Yes. On a serious note to our listeners out there, if you're driving through Tennessee
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and if you get pulled over, you could get a DUI even if you're sober. Wait, what?
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Oh, yes. That's a hot topic right now in central Tennessee.
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Is this a new thing? I don't know how new it is,
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but it's gaining traction now because people are fighting back.
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People are getting pulled over for a taillight, for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign,
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whatever the case is, they're getting pulled over.
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And the cop says, you've been drinking? Your eyes look kind of glossy.
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I smell alcohol. There's a strong odor of alcohol.
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But here's the kicker. They stopped doing breathalyzers here in central Tennessee
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because they say that they're not reliable. So what they do is they arrest the person for a DUI
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and then they have to take them to the hospital to do a blood draw.
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And then the blood draw takes sometimes five or six months for it to come back
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that there was nothing in their system. And by this time, the person that was arrested
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has spent thousands and thousands of dollars for lawyer fees, court fees to get out of this.
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And then they're left high and dry. And then the court just,
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when it comes back that there was nothing in their system, they just dismiss the case.
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Well, you would think that's good. It's not good. This person now has a DUI on their record
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that cost them a lot of money to defend and is still on their record, even though it was dismissed.
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So people think that you did it. What the hell is the reasoning?
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Are the police getting some sort of like monetary kickback?
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That's what a lot of people are investigating now that Tennessee Bureau of Investigation,
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they're looking into it. That sounds like somebody's
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getting a kickback for every time they do this, like departments are getting kickbacks or something.
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Yeah. So like every news channel down here, there's videos of people getting pulled over.
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Well, why would you mean not to go anywhere near Tennessee?
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Some of these people are starting to fight back and file lawsuits.
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And now that they've started filing lawsuits, I don't know who keeps track of where these DUIs
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are coming from, like what precinct or what cop or if it's just like one person all the time.
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Or they say that there's no way to track that. Well, that's bullshit.
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Yes, there is. They can absolutely track that.
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Because you pull up every case that's been dismissed.
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Yeah. You could literally be stone cold sober, get pulled over for a broken tail light.
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Pay me money. I'll pull up all them stats for them. Shit.
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Yeah. And get arrested for a DUI and spend a lot of money for lawyers and it will get dismissed.
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But yet somebody's getting a kickback somewhere for something.
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There's no way that they would suddenly start doing this for no reason whatsoever.
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There's got to be some conspiracy of.
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609 cases of this happening and it's popping up like almost like every night or every other
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night there's a new video popping up because what these lawyers are doing now is they're
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getting the body cam footage. Right.
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They're petitioning for it. And sometimes they try to block that and it takes them
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a long time to get the body cam footage. Well, then how are you going to block that
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when the whole point of you having the body cam footage is for this reason?
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Yeah. To cover everybody's asses.
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Then there's a couple of videos of the body cam footage,
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but at a certain point the officer turned off the audio.
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Of course they did. Now, before any of our listeners
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get it in their head that I'm anti-cop, I'm not.
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No, I'm not either. I'm anti-dirty cop. When you're a dirty cop, that's one thing.
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I'm not anti-cop. I have no problem with law enforcement
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and I've never had a problem with law enforcement. I've never had a bad interaction with one.
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So, no, I'm definitely not anti-police. I'm just anti- when you're a corrupt police
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officer that's fully different, then I have a problem with you.
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But not everyone is. Unless your name is Hank Voight from
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Chicago PD because he's just a bad motherfucker. I wouldn't even mind being arrested by him.
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I'd be like, just slap me around, dude. Like, fuck yeah.
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Be like, please take me. And he's a former Scientologist.
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Did you know that? Is he?
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Yes. He was high up in Scientology. Really?
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Oh yeah. Is he out now?
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He's been out. Yeah. He's been out. Oh shit.
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But yeah, Jason Begay, Hank Voight was a high ranking Scientologist.
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Yeah. Interesting.
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There was a documentary on HBO. It's called Going Clear. It's a two hour documentary.
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I had no idea that Jason Begay was former Scientologist.
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And he's in the opening scene and he is like pure Hank Voight.
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He's like, fuck these motherfuckers. He must have kept it on the DL from a
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publicity standpoint because I had no idea. Oh yeah. And then he went on an anti-Scientology
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campaign on YouTube. He was like going after him. He's like, you can do all your fair gaming
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to me, whatever. He's like, I'm not going to back the fuck down. You might want to pick on somebody else.
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Did I just blow your mind that Hank Voight is a Scientologist?
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I didn't know that.
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Going Clear. Scientology. Yeah. It came out in 2015. So episode two is in the can.
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Samantha, I think people are listening to this. So what do you say we do a couple more at least?
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Yeah, for sure. I'm down to keep it going as long as we can.
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There's never going to be a shortage of material.
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Truly in this day and age, there won't be because I feel like every day you wake up and it's like,
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if you don't have a what the fuck moment from something in the news or in your life,
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like you must be living under a rock at this point.
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Indeed. I didn't even talk about people's driving habits around the holidays.
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So I didn't even touch on that. That's a whole other episode of what the fuck people,
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it's the holidays.
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Right. And even outside the holidays, what the fuck?