Nov. 11, 2025
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Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates,,and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!
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nobody wants to see moose knuckle you're welcome
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jake you motherfuckers with the goddamn cheese
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and the shit by my fucking my face look crooked
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which it probably is you sure your ears aren't
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crooked buddy it could be i don't know everything
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else is crooked so uh oh it's moist inside this
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thing there are little balls there he's got balls
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around his neck jake i said balls and choked
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on it bitch if y 'all gonna make me contribute
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to sports cock if you ever say the word contribute
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again i'm gonna fucking slap the taste out of
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your mouth i honestly heard sports cock i heard
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sports cock i didn't say guys the sports talk
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i just said it if they want me to contribute
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to sports cock what the fuck did you mean sports
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talk i enjoy them but i don't ingest them i said
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so if you want me to ingest hopefully they don't
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want you to ingest sports That was nasty, Jake.
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Boy, you need some Jesus. Name of the episode,
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ingesting sports. I'm Jake Jacobs. This is Sammy.
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This is the Don. And you're listening to what
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the fuck. Welcome to What the Fuck, the podcast
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where we say all the things you're thinking.
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But probably shouldn't. Which to God weren't
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happening. My whole life is just one big what
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the fuck right now. How do you say what the fuck
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in Spanish? Stand by. In Spanish, what the fuck
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is? Que coño. Season three. What the fuck? What
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the fuck? Season three, baby. How did we get
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here? Grace of God and I don't even know. Here's
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the fun part. Thoughts and prayers. We mention
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this shit all the time. That there's two Gen
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Xers and a millennial. And we've not killed each
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other. This is true. I got the sugar daddy DM
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the other day on TikTok. Did you? I did. I did.
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Oh, yes. It was a dude. His name was Victor.
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He wants you to be a sugar daddy? He wants to
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be my sugar daddy. What? Well, so he kicks it
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off with, hello, gorgeous heart. I want to fucking
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puke already. Sorry. Would you be open to the
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idea of having a sugar daddy that is willing
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to spoil, support you financially with all your
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needs, debts, and things you would like to get,
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and a weekly allowance of 20 ,000 pounds? Obviously,
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this is in the UK, right? Right. Kind of get
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back to me if you're interested. Victor. Victor.
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I was still laying in bed when I got this. I'm
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like, that's just fucking. Did you get a boner?
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20 ,000 pounds a week. I was trying to do the
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math on that. I said to myself, I said, Jake,
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this is easy content here. So I did a quick video.
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It took me like three minutes. I did some quick
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cuts. back and forth of the screenshot of that.
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And I made sure that I obscured his name so that
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he can't come back because, oh, you fucking doxxed
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me, whatever. So I did that. And the video did
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pretty well. And then I was like, you know what?
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I'm going to have some fun with this guy. I want
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to see where this goes. So I actually messaged
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him back. Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, no. So I said, Victor,
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thank you for your proposal. I'm a man. Does
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that make a difference? And I'm thinking to myself,
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okay, this is where this is going to end, right?
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Right. Like, clearly he's seen the videos he
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has. Oh, no. Oh, no. About three minutes later,
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no. Simple answer, no. And I'm like, hmm. What
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do you need from me for deposits, baby? So now
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I'm trying to get him to admit to the scam, right?
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I said, how does this work? Do I have to send
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you money up front to start? In order for this
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to work, I need to send him $100 for processing
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bank fees. Right, like something like that. Here
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was his response. Well, I only want honesty and
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straightforward in return from my babies. That
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is kind of ick, right? That gives me wild ick.
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What my babies do is chat with me, keep me company,
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and give me advice when needed. No sex. A red
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X after the sex. No sending of nudes, pictures,
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and then a smiley with the two hearts for the
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eyes. And it was at that point where I'm like,
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report that shit. And I sent the screenshot to
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TikTok, right? Of that brief conversation that
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I had with him, right? TikTok comes back and
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says, yeah, that's not violating our community
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guidelines. You may not like that, but, you know,
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there's nothing we can do. You may just want
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to block them. Wow. So. Why would I block the
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guys offering me fucking $27 ,000 a fucking week?
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Is that what that is? Yeah, 20 ,000 pounds. A
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little over $27 ,000. I mean, if all I got to
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do is talk to the dude. You just got to, whatever
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he talks to you about, just plug it into chat
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GPT and say, give me a response, and then just
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copy and paste that shit in there. Brotherly
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advice. You don't even have to have a... actual
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hell no man i mean how'd that motherfucker send
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you some malaysian biatch hey twenty seven thousand
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dollars a week seven thousand shit can i get
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in on that deal let me think about this loop
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me into that so at the end of the tiktok video
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i was like uh can anybody tell me what that equates
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to anybody here know victor uh is he legit So
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yeah, 20, $27 ,000, 27, three, something or another.
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20 bucks is 20 bucks. Motherfucker. Don't forget.
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27 ,000. I'll be somebody's sugar baby. Shit.
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That's right. You just add all the fucking zeros
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you want behind it. 20 ,000 pounds is 20 ,000
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pounds. I mean, Victor. Fuck you, you motherfucker.
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You didn't reach out to me, you piece of shit.
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If he's got that kind of disposable income, and
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all I got to do is talk to the dude, I mean,
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come on. If that's part of the scam, if it's
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going to cost me $100 to get $27 ,000 a week,
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that's a pretty good trade -off, I think. That's
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a very good trade -off, and fucking do it. Shit,
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fucking pay off this fucking Harley and buy like
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10 more. Wow, you can never have too many Harleys,
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that's for sure. Don has a list of the top three
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worst... Drivers of the Week by License Plate.
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So every fucking day I have the privilege of
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driving between the cities of St. Augustine,
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Florida and Daytona Beach, Florida. And it is
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a tourist pathway between Miami and the Keys.
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And then folks leaving and going home from Florida
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to wherever it is that they came from. to who's
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fucking up the flow of traffic, basically. Not
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just the left -landers. And we all know what
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the left lane is for. Right. It is for crime,
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bitches. But I like to look at their license
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plate, too. So when the rain starts raining real
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hard, who's got their flashing lights on? I judge
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harshly. And just for the record, so let me go
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ahead and get this straight before I start fucking
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your lives up out there and y 'all get all offended
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and shit. I'm from Louisiana. We drive like shit
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in Louisiana. I got to knock that out of the
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park. My chosen home for many, many years now
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has been Florida. We drive like shit in Florida.
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So this week, as bad as we drive in Florida,
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and normally, let's set a mean line, shall we?
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Basically, the worst drivers that I see on a
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regular basis. motherfucking Georgians. If there's
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a Georgia license plate, you can bet that needle
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dick is fucking up traffic flow. Wow. Right off
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the bat. Exactly. Yeah. So Georgia is generally
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the worst. Not this week. Good job, Georgia.
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South Carolina is always pretty fucking bad.
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They're not good. This week, they made the list.
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And that's unfortunate. But those two are generally,
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those are kind of the worst, the top two. Top
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three, you know, I'm looking at Pennsylvania,
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New York, and New Jersey. Those are kind of my
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top five all the time. Now this week, I could
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hold this whole reference to a Sunday drive home
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after vacationing in Florida. Thank you for coming.
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We appreciate you. We really do. We love your
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revenue and the diversity you bring here. But
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this week. The number three driver. If I can
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get a drum roll, Jake, that would be outstanding.
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Quebec, Canada. You motherfuckers. I usually
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love you people, but Canada. Quebec. Specifically.
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Fucking Canucks. Yeah, I'm going to need you
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to get out of my left lane. All right? Period.
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Thank you. Normally Canadians, and we love you,
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we do. But yeah, Quebec, I saw a lot of, and
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one of them was driving a really big bus, like
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a camper bus. Big money. Towing a Jeep, a nice
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Jeep, by the way. So Quebec, you hit number three.
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Number two. Can I get a drum roll, Jake? Motherfucking
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Utah. First off, why are you in Florida this
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week? The Mormons? What are they doing there?
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The Mormons, baby. For debauchery? Yeah. Yeah,
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Utah. How many left do you have? Yeah, it's really
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brutal. And I was really not looking for new
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fuck -up drivers, but I certainly found them.
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They found you. They definitely did. And this
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was kind of a shock. The number one worst driver
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in Florida this week, Ohio. Very disappointed.
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Ohio. Very disappointed in your driving. Now,
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that being said, I got a lot of Ohio people that
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came into the shop. Super nice people. Love them.
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A lot of New York folks. New York, you did a
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great job this week driving. You know, Don, it's
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funny you mentioned Ohio. I did a quick road
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rage video on TikTok a couple days ago. It said,
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it is not illegal to use your turn signals. The
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other cars around you are not fucking line riders.
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I had a very specific comment. You've never driven
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in Ohio, have you? I was like, whoa, I guess
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not. And we appreciate that, too. But for those
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of you who have never driven in Florida. Especially
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considering the low amount of requirements to
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even have a vehicle on the road in Florida. I'm
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surprised we have to have a driver's license
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here. Right. Y 'all could be driving the skeleton
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of a vehicle as long as it's on wheels and you're
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strapped in. You're good to go. You know who
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was born and raised in Florida. These motherfuckers
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refuse to use a... When you buy a car, a new
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one in Florida, they don't even come with that
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handle on the left, I'm pretty sure. Because
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they don't use it. Wow. I know. And I've lived
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all over this country, by the way. The Navy was
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very good to me. I've lived all over the country.
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I've traveled all over the country. I've tried
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to get run over on my motorcycle in most every
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state. And Florida, I ride this bitch every single
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day. And it is the worst. Because we have so
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many people here. We've got snowbirds. They don't
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necessarily live here. We've got a lot of military.
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We're all nuts. And drive motorcycles like morons.
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Yeah. Don and I have a mutual friend that I think
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we both met right around the same time. Her name
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is Renee. Beautiful, sweet lady. She's just the
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best person that you could ever do anything for
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you. Yeah. Give you the shirt off her back. We
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love you, Renee. Hope you listen to this show.
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Shortly after meeting her, she asked, what do
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you think of Nashville? I was like, I love it.
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This is great. This is still when I was still
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in the I'm in awe moment, right? You know, I
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wasn't jaded then. And I was like, well, my only
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issue is with the drivers here in Nashville.
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Is it illegal? to use your turn signals here
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in Nashville? And her response, now she's lived
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here. She was born and raised here, right? Turn
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signals? You trying to get somebody killed? When
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I initially got trained on lottery shit, it was
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by a manager who, within two days of me getting
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hired and trained, left for medical reasons.
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I assume... Going out the door, a few things
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slipped through the fucking cracks in teaching
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me shit. I have a little notebook that I wrote
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down like everything I could possibly capture
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as she's telling me and as well as other managers
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after she left that are telling me like, hey,
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this is how you do this. This is how you do this.
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So like I have a whole notebook of shit written
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down. Lottery included, how you do payouts for
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both online and scratchers and blah, blah, blah,
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whatever. A whole page that is literally just
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dedicated to scratcher payout. In all of that,
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nobody thought. to inform me that there was a
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maximum allowable payout per day per person.
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Because I've never worked in an atmosphere where
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I've done lottery payouts, so this is not common
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knowledge to me. Okay, yeah, no, yeah, it makes
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sense. I mean, yeah. Right. So in, I don't know
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if it's different states of state, but in the
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state of North Carolina, the payout amount is
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no more than $5 .99 a day per person per day.
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Did not know this. Well, now you do. Is that
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cash? Cash payout, yes. So little Sammy, not
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knowing this, goes to cash a woman out who had
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a bunch of scratchers that she went on for $1
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,900. Good for her. Yeah. And so after I do it,
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I see two managers looking at me like. The fuck
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did you just do? First of all, why did nobody
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stop me? But also. Yeah. Why didn't the system
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fucking stop me? If there's supposed to be a
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limit. That's true. Why didn't the system say,
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hey. This is over a limit. You can't pay this
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out. That should be built in. Correct. I fully
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fucking agree with you. So after this woman leaves
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and I've given her all her money or whatever,
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and these two managers come over and they grab
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one of the other girls who does a similar job
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to me and go, hey, we need you to watch the front
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real quick. And they're like saying, we need
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you to come in the office. And I'm like, for
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what? I don't understand. Like did not know.
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I'm like, did a customer complain against me?
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Like what? I don't understand. Why do you need
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to talk to me? Fucking oblivious because he didn't
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know. So as we're walking in the office, one
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of the managers who was pulling me in the office
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goes, don't freak out. And I said, why the fuck
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would you say that to me? I am a perpetual overthinker.
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Why the fuck would you say don't freak out to
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me as I'm walking into a manager's office for
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a closed -door meeting with two managers all
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of a sudden? So they sit me down, and they're
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like, we were just kind of wondering why you
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paid her out that much. I'm like, what do you
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mean? She won. I don't see the problem here.
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And they're like, there's a limit. I said, does
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it seem like I fucking knew that? Clearly, I
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didn't know that. Yeah, they're like, the limit
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is $5 .99 per person per day, whatever. And I
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said, Would have been nice to know. I said, I
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don't have that written in my notebook. Nobody
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told me. Obviously, I'm not a fucking retard.
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And I hate that word. But like, I'm not an idiot.
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Oh, we love it. I know. But I was like, I'm not
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an idiot. I wouldn't have paid this woman out
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that much money if I knew. Right. Because $600
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and over, they have to go to the lottery office
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because it has to be taxed. I didn't fucking
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know this until this meeting that we're having
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as I'm like getting. more and more freaked the
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fuck out by the situation. And so then I start
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getting pissed off. And when I get pissed off,
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I cry because it's either I get pissed off and
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I cry or I get pissed off and I start punching
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things. And I was like, I'm not trying to lose
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my job for destruction of property. So I'm getting
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more and more pissed off at the situation because
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I'm like, this could have been rectified if I'd
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been trained properly. this could have never
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happened and i wouldn't be sitting here freaking
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the fuck out had i been trained properly how
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did they respond to that they didn't really they
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just kind of were like really yeah so they were
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like well you're probably gonna have to talk
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to ap like asset protection probably gonna have
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to talk to the store manager I was losing my
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absolute shit. I had to literally be like, I
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need to take a break right now and walk out to
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my car and call my father to talk me off a ledge.
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Part of what was also pissing me off was the
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fact that this woman who I paid out when I was
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scanning her stuff, she's like, oh yeah, this
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is how I make my living.
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nobody wants to see moose knuckle you're welcome
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jake you motherfuckers with the goddamn cheese
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and the shit by my fucking my face look crooked
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which it probably is you sure your ears aren't
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crooked buddy it could be i don't know everything
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else is crooked so uh oh it's moist inside this
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thing there are little balls there he's got balls
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around his neck jake i said balls and choked
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on it bitch if y 'all gonna make me contribute
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to sports cock if you ever say the word contribute
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again i'm gonna fucking slap the taste out of
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your mouth i honestly heard sports cock i heard
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sports cock i didn't say guys the sports talk
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i just said it if they want me to contribute
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to sports cock what the fuck did you mean sports
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talk i enjoy them but i don't ingest them i said
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so if you want me to ingest hopefully they don't
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want you to ingest sports That was nasty, Jake.
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Boy, you need some Jesus. Name of the episode,
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ingesting sports. I'm Jake Jacobs. This is Sammy.
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This is the Don. And you're listening to what
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the fuck. Welcome to What the Fuck, the podcast
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where we say all the things you're thinking.
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But probably shouldn't. Which to God weren't
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happening. My whole life is just one big what
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the fuck right now. How do you say what the fuck
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in Spanish? Stand by. In Spanish, what the fuck
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is? Que coño. Season three. What the fuck? What
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the fuck? Season three, baby. How did we get
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here? Grace of God and I don't even know. Here's
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the fun part. Thoughts and prayers. We mention
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this shit all the time. That there's two Gen
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Xers and a millennial. And we've not killed each
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other. This is true. I got the sugar daddy DM
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the other day on TikTok. Did you? I did. I did.
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Oh, yes. It was a dude. His name was Victor.
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He wants you to be a sugar daddy? He wants to
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be my sugar daddy. What? Well, so he kicks it
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off with, hello, gorgeous heart. I want to fucking
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puke already. Sorry. Would you be open to the
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idea of having a sugar daddy that is willing
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to spoil, support you financially with all your
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needs, debts, and things you would like to get,
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and a weekly allowance of 20 ,000 pounds? Obviously,
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this is in the UK, right? Right. Kind of get
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back to me if you're interested. Victor. Victor.
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I was still laying in bed when I got this. I'm
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like, that's just fucking. Did you get a boner?
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20 ,000 pounds a week. I was trying to do the
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math on that. I said to myself, I said, Jake,
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this is easy content here. So I did a quick video.
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It took me like three minutes. I did some quick
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cuts. back and forth of the screenshot of that.
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And I made sure that I obscured his name so that
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he can't come back because, oh, you fucking doxxed
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me, whatever. So I did that. And the video did
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pretty well. And then I was like, you know what?
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I'm going to have some fun with this guy. I want
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to see where this goes. So I actually messaged
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him back. Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, no. So I said, Victor,
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thank you for your proposal. I'm a man. Does
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that make a difference? And I'm thinking to myself,
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okay, this is where this is going to end, right?
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Right. Like, clearly he's seen the videos he
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has. Oh, no. Oh, no. About three minutes later,
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no. Simple answer, no. And I'm like, hmm. What
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do you need from me for deposits, baby? So now
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I'm trying to get him to admit to the scam, right?
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I said, how does this work? Do I have to send
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you money up front to start? In order for this
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to work, I need to send him $100 for processing
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bank fees. Right, like something like that. Here
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was his response. Well, I only want honesty and
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straightforward in return from my babies. That
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is kind of ick, right? That gives me wild ick.
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What my babies do is chat with me, keep me company,
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and give me advice when needed. No sex. A red
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X after the sex. No sending of nudes, pictures,
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and then a smiley with the two hearts for the
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eyes. And it was at that point where I'm like,
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report that shit. And I sent the screenshot to
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TikTok, right? Of that brief conversation that
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I had with him, right? TikTok comes back and
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says, yeah, that's not violating our community
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guidelines. You may not like that, but, you know,
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there's nothing we can do. You may just want
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to block them. Wow. So. Why would I block the
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guys offering me fucking $27 ,000 a fucking week?
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Is that what that is? Yeah, 20 ,000 pounds. A
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little over $27 ,000. I mean, if all I got to
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do is talk to the dude. You just got to, whatever
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he talks to you about, just plug it into chat
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GPT and say, give me a response, and then just
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copy and paste that shit in there. Brotherly
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advice. You don't even have to have a... actual
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hell no man i mean how'd that motherfucker send
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you some malaysian biatch hey twenty seven thousand
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dollars a week seven thousand shit can i get
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in on that deal let me think about this loop
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me into that so at the end of the tiktok video
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i was like uh can anybody tell me what that equates
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to anybody here know victor uh is he legit So
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yeah, 20, $27 ,000, 27, three, something or another.
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20 bucks is 20 bucks. Motherfucker. Don't forget.
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27 ,000. I'll be somebody's sugar baby. Shit.
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That's right. You just add all the fucking zeros
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you want behind it. 20 ,000 pounds is 20 ,000
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pounds. I mean, Victor. Fuck you, you motherfucker.
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You didn't reach out to me, you piece of shit.
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If he's got that kind of disposable income, and
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all I got to do is talk to the dude, I mean,
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come on. If that's part of the scam, if it's
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going to cost me $100 to get $27 ,000 a week,
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that's a pretty good trade -off, I think. That's
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a very good trade -off, and fucking do it. Shit,
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fucking pay off this fucking Harley and buy like
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10 more. Wow, you can never have too many Harleys,
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that's for sure. Don has a list of the top three
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worst... Drivers of the Week by License Plate.
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So every fucking day I have the privilege of
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driving between the cities of St. Augustine,
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Florida and Daytona Beach, Florida. And it is
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a tourist pathway between Miami and the Keys.
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And then folks leaving and going home from Florida
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to wherever it is that they came from. to who's
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fucking up the flow of traffic, basically. Not
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just the left -landers. And we all know what
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the left lane is for. Right. It is for crime,
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bitches. But I like to look at their license
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plate, too. So when the rain starts raining real
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hard, who's got their flashing lights on? I judge
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harshly. And just for the record, so let me go
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ahead and get this straight before I start fucking
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your lives up out there and y 'all get all offended
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and shit. I'm from Louisiana. We drive like shit
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in Louisiana. I got to knock that out of the
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park. My chosen home for many, many years now
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has been Florida. We drive like shit in Florida.
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So this week, as bad as we drive in Florida,
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and normally, let's set a mean line, shall we?
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Basically, the worst drivers that I see on a
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regular basis. motherfucking Georgians. If there's
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a Georgia license plate, you can bet that needle
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dick is fucking up traffic flow. Wow. Right off
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the bat. Exactly. Yeah. So Georgia is generally
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the worst. Not this week. Good job, Georgia.
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South Carolina is always pretty fucking bad.
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They're not good. This week, they made the list.
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And that's unfortunate. But those two are generally,
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those are kind of the worst, the top two. Top
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three, you know, I'm looking at Pennsylvania,
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New York, and New Jersey. Those are kind of my
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top five all the time. Now this week, I could
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hold this whole reference to a Sunday drive home
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after vacationing in Florida. Thank you for coming.
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We appreciate you. We really do. We love your
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revenue and the diversity you bring here. But
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this week. The number three driver. If I can
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get a drum roll, Jake, that would be outstanding.
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Quebec, Canada. You motherfuckers. I usually
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love you people, but Canada. Quebec. Specifically.
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Fucking Canucks. Yeah, I'm going to need you
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to get out of my left lane. All right? Period.
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Thank you. Normally Canadians, and we love you,
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we do. But yeah, Quebec, I saw a lot of, and
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one of them was driving a really big bus, like
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a camper bus. Big money. Towing a Jeep, a nice
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Jeep, by the way. So Quebec, you hit number three.
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Number two. Can I get a drum roll, Jake? Motherfucking
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Utah. First off, why are you in Florida this
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week? The Mormons? What are they doing there?
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The Mormons, baby. For debauchery? Yeah. Yeah,
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Utah. How many left do you have? Yeah, it's really
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brutal. And I was really not looking for new
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fuck -up drivers, but I certainly found them.
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They found you. They definitely did. And this
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was kind of a shock. The number one worst driver
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in Florida this week, Ohio. Very disappointed.
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Ohio. Very disappointed in your driving. Now,
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that being said, I got a lot of Ohio people that
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came into the shop. Super nice people. Love them.
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A lot of New York folks. New York, you did a
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great job this week driving. You know, Don, it's
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funny you mentioned Ohio. I did a quick road
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rage video on TikTok a couple days ago. It said,
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it is not illegal to use your turn signals. The
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other cars around you are not fucking line riders.
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I had a very specific comment. You've never driven
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in Ohio, have you? I was like, whoa, I guess
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not. And we appreciate that, too. But for those
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of you who have never driven in Florida. Especially
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considering the low amount of requirements to
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even have a vehicle on the road in Florida. I'm
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surprised we have to have a driver's license
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here. Right. Y 'all could be driving the skeleton
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of a vehicle as long as it's on wheels and you're
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strapped in. You're good to go. You know who
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was born and raised in Florida. These motherfuckers
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refuse to use a... When you buy a car, a new
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one in Florida, they don't even come with that
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handle on the left, I'm pretty sure. Because
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they don't use it. Wow. I know. And I've lived
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all over this country, by the way. The Navy was
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very good to me. I've lived all over the country.
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I've traveled all over the country. I've tried
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to get run over on my motorcycle in most every
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state. And Florida, I ride this bitch every single
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day. And it is the worst. Because we have so
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many people here. We've got snowbirds. They don't
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necessarily live here. We've got a lot of military.
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We're all nuts. And drive motorcycles like morons.
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Yeah. Don and I have a mutual friend that I think
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we both met right around the same time. Her name
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is Renee. Beautiful, sweet lady. She's just the
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best person that you could ever do anything for
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you. Yeah. Give you the shirt off her back. We
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love you, Renee. Hope you listen to this show.
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Shortly after meeting her, she asked, what do
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you think of Nashville? I was like, I love it.
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This is great. This is still when I was still
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in the I'm in awe moment, right? You know, I
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wasn't jaded then. And I was like, well, my only
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issue is with the drivers here in Nashville.
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Is it illegal? to use your turn signals here
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in Nashville? And her response, now she's lived
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here. She was born and raised here, right? Turn
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signals? You trying to get somebody killed? When
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I initially got trained on lottery shit, it was
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by a manager who, within two days of me getting
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hired and trained, left for medical reasons.
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I assume... Going out the door, a few things
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slipped through the fucking cracks in teaching
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me shit. I have a little notebook that I wrote
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down like everything I could possibly capture
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as she's telling me and as well as other managers
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after she left that are telling me like, hey,
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this is how you do this. This is how you do this.
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So like I have a whole notebook of shit written
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down. Lottery included, how you do payouts for
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both online and scratchers and blah, blah, blah,
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whatever. A whole page that is literally just
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dedicated to scratcher payout. In all of that,
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nobody thought. to inform me that there was a
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maximum allowable payout per day per person.
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Because I've never worked in an atmosphere where
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I've done lottery payouts, so this is not common
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knowledge to me. Okay, yeah, no, yeah, it makes
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sense. I mean, yeah. Right. So in, I don't know
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if it's different states of state, but in the
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state of North Carolina, the payout amount is
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no more than $5 .99 a day per person per day.
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Did not know this. Well, now you do. Is that
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cash? Cash payout, yes. So little Sammy, not
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knowing this, goes to cash a woman out who had
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a bunch of scratchers that she went on for $1
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,900. Good for her. Yeah. And so after I do it,
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I see two managers looking at me like. The fuck
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did you just do? First of all, why did nobody
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stop me? But also. Yeah. Why didn't the system
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fucking stop me? If there's supposed to be a
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limit. That's true. Why didn't the system say,
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hey. This is over a limit. You can't pay this
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out. That should be built in. Correct. I fully
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fucking agree with you. So after this woman leaves
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and I've given her all her money or whatever,
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and these two managers come over and they grab
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one of the other girls who does a similar job
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to me and go, hey, we need you to watch the front
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real quick. And they're like saying, we need
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you to come in the office. And I'm like, for
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what? I don't understand. Like did not know.
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I'm like, did a customer complain against me?
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Like what? I don't understand. Why do you need
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to talk to me? Fucking oblivious because he didn't
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know. So as we're walking in the office, one
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of the managers who was pulling me in the office
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goes, don't freak out. And I said, why the fuck
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would you say that to me? I am a perpetual overthinker.
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Why the fuck would you say don't freak out to
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me as I'm walking into a manager's office for
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a closed -door meeting with two managers all
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of a sudden? So they sit me down, and they're
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like, we were just kind of wondering why you
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paid her out that much. I'm like, what do you
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mean? She won. I don't see the problem here.
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And they're like, there's a limit. I said, does
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it seem like I fucking knew that? Clearly, I
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didn't know that. Yeah, they're like, the limit
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is $5 .99 per person per day, whatever. And I
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said, Would have been nice to know. I said, I
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don't have that written in my notebook. Nobody
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told me. Obviously, I'm not a fucking retard.
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And I hate that word. But like, I'm not an idiot.
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Oh, we love it. I know. But I was like, I'm not
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an idiot. I wouldn't have paid this woman out
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that much money if I knew. Right. Because $600
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and over, they have to go to the lottery office
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because it has to be taxed. I didn't fucking
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know this until this meeting that we're having
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as I'm like getting. more and more freaked the
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fuck out by the situation. And so then I start
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getting pissed off. And when I get pissed off,
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I cry because it's either I get pissed off and
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I cry or I get pissed off and I start punching
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things. And I was like, I'm not trying to lose
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my job for destruction of property. So I'm getting
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more and more pissed off at the situation because
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I'm like, this could have been rectified if I'd
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been trained properly. this could have never
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happened and i wouldn't be sitting here freaking
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the fuck out had i been trained properly how
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did they respond to that they didn't really they
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just kind of were like really yeah so they were
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like well you're probably gonna have to talk
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to ap like asset protection probably gonna have
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to talk to the store manager I was losing my
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absolute shit. I had to literally be like, I
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need to take a break right now and walk out to
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my car and call my father to talk me off a ledge.
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Part of what was also pissing me off was the
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fact that this woman who I paid out when I was
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scanning her stuff, she's like, oh yeah, this
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is how I make my living.