Dec. 2, 2025
6 7 Motherf*****
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This week’s episode of What The Fuck hits chaotic family-edition levels when Jake brings his daughter Tanya Rose onto the show—and the madness begins immediately. Tanya walks in, takes one look at Jake’s “Only Dads” T-shirt (a gift from Dave back in the They Call Her Domino episode), and expresses her opinion...in classic WTF fashion.
Tanya wastes zero time dropping her first WTF story, a wild encounter inside a gynecologist’s office that leaves Jake, Sammie, and Don practically gagging/choking with laughter. From awkward small talk to an unexpected moment of pure chaos, Tanya proves instantly she belongs on this show.
Jake follows up with a family-style WTF of his own: the story of taking Tanya and his son Alex to see KISS, where Ted Nugent and Skid Row were supposed to open—except Skid Row just… didn’t show up. No warning. No explanation. No “we’re sorry.” Just a full-blown concert-night disappearing act that still has the whole gang saying what the actual fuck.
Tanya then introduces the crew to the bizarre, unstoppable, totally unexplainable “67 phenomenon” the younger generation swears is real. Whether it’s a cosmic glitch, numerology, or just stupidity, the crew dives into why these younger people are saying 6-7 like it means something...
Jake then pivots into one of the strangest true-crime WTFs to hit the news: a murder suspect from New Mexico claiming a cockroach told him to do it. Yes. A cockroach. The gang tries to process this one, but honestly, there’s no rational place to land.
Don wraps the whole episode up by honoring his father with his top three “fuck off” subjects—the topics guaranteed to send the man straight into a rage spiral. It’s brutal. It’s relatable. It’s hilarious.
Packed with generational weirdness, family chaos, and stories you absolutely cannot unhear, this episode is a nonstop ride through the world’s most unexplainable bullshit—served up the only way the WTF crew knows how.
Hit play and prepare to say it with us: 67… motherfucker.
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I'm gonna get me some free f***ing food, b***h.
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6 '7", motherf***er, I don't give a f***. Hey,
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skibbity, up in this b***h. The road to hell
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is paved with good intent. And sports cock, apparently.
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It's like f***ing, they're playing GTA 5, you
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know, whatever. You have to go f***ing run over
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a hooker after you pass this guy in front of
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you because it's f***ing going too slow. Steelers
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fans can suck it! And there you have it. I never
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met a dyke. I didn't like, why are we Dr. Susan
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right now? CMI gay test. I might take it. Oh
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God, take it. What if I am gay? Hmm. Then I guess
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Melissa's going to have to like make some changes.
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What if she's gay? jesus i'm not gay but i wouldn't
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do him no i wouldn't i would not hit that he's
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too pretty boy and motherfuckers 20 bucks at
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20 bucks i'm jake jacobs this is sammy this is
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the dawn and you're listening to what the fuck
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welcome to what the fuck Noisy Pussy and All,
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the podcast where we say all the things you're
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thinking. But probably shouldn't. You most definitely
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shouldn't. Our special guest tonight is my daughter,
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Tanya Rose. That's right. She's been... wanting
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to come on the show since we started tanya welcome
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to what the fuck how the hell are you hey i'm
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fine welcome fine as i could be tanya welcome
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to the show and we're glad you're here thank
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you you're glad you're here still hey tanya check
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out this shirt yeah what the fuck i want to see
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my dad wearing The episode I did with Dave from
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Chicago, it was just me and him. He is the motherfucker
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that got me this shirt. I made the mistake a
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couple of weeks ago. He reached out to me on
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text for some reason. And he said, hey, Jake,
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what's your mailing address? I had no idea what
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he was getting. I made a Christmas card, birthday
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card. Well, it was too late for my birthday,
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so I didn't know. So I gave it to him, right?
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And he goes, okay, thanks. He started sending
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me gag shit, like gag gifts and gag shirts. And
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I guess... He buys a lot of shit from Timu. So
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he went on there and just started buying me the
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stupidest shit. I have one that says turd chaser,
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champion shitter, all these weird shirts. Weird
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what the fuck shirts. Yes. Oh, no. This is what
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dudes do. So, Tanya, give us a situation where
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you either. thought it or said what the fuck
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out loud well i don't i didn't necessarily say
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it out loud because i was in a professional setting
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but after the person left i definitely said it
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out loud okay all right so this is back in coven
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where we're all forced to wear those fucking
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masks okay i was working at a gynecology office
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at that time well usually when uh Patient doesn't
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have a mask. We just hand out masks. Whatever.
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We have extras. Well, this older lady walked
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in with dirty ass underwear around her face.
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Oh, my God. Ew. That's kind of awesome. Yeah.
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So try not to react to that and stay professional
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during that moment. Okay? I mean, maybe her goal
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was one, to try and block incoming germs and
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also keep people as far away from her as fucking
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possible. So, like, two for win -win? I don't
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know. What the fuck? I think Don's having a moment.
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You worked at a gynecologist's office. Yeah.
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Check. She walked in with her panties on her
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face. I'm wondering. If she was sitting in the
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car and went, oh, man, guess what? Got to pull
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these off. Anyway, didn't bring a mask. Let me
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go ahead and whoop, whoop. And she walked. From
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a woman's perspective, anytime I'd ever have
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to go to the gynecologist, I made sure that I
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showered immediately before I went there because
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I was not going up in there with the even possibility
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that there was anything down there. No smell.
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No, no. I was like, I. This man or woman, whoever
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my doctor is, is intimately going to be very
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close to me. And if it were me, I would not want
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someone being like, oh, let me just... Oh, my
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God. No. Common courtesy. Every time we get another
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woman on here. Listen, I've seen it all. I could
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never do it because the second I see a dingleberry,
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I'm out. I don't know how you deal with that
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shit. This has been fun. All right, sorry. A
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couple of months ago, I had one of my friends
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on here from Texas. Her name is JJ. And everything
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was going great. We were laughing just like we
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are now. And then JJ and Sammy went on this dark
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path of... Perimenopause. Body parts. Monster
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sex. No, smut in the form of books, sir. I don't
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watch anything. I read my smut. How many holes
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you may or may not have. That was JJ's bit. Yeah.
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Oh, my God. And then Don was like, I did not
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realize we were going to be. I had no idea. It
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went weird, Tanya. It went fucking weird. Yeah.
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And I'm okay with weird. Truly am. You can get
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as weird as you want, but there comes a point
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with the forked dick and whatever was going on
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with that shit. And they fucking don't know each
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other. Bonded by smut. I didn't know there was
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a genre of monster porn. I had no idea that it
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even existed. Well, you don't realize that shit.
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My wife's a librarian. She was once upon a time.
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She must know then. There is not a genre you
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can think of that doesn't exist. And one of the
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most popular ones. Not kidding. When she was
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a librarian in Tennessee, Tennessee, you fucking
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Tennessee people, old women would come in for
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Amish porn. Not kidding. Amish romance. Amish
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romance. I thought you were going to say like
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Daniel Steele because like my grandmother's favorite
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was Daniel Steele. Amish romance. And these old
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chicks would read this shit. That was a big deal.
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Amish. I'm going to have to go looking. In Lancaster
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County on Route 30, there's a stretch of Route
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30 where you're going to drive through towns
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called Intercourse, Virginville. Blue balls.
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Really? Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you
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people up there? When I say you people, I mean
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it just like it sounds. Well, I wouldn't be surprised
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if they were named by Amish. This is going to
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be the Amish episode. Repress Amish people, I
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guess. As you can see, I raised my daughter upright.
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She's wearing a KISS shirt. Yes. Now, here's
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a little bit of history. In 2000... I want to
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say it was in the summertime, Tan. Do you agree?
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Definitely summer. I just don't remember the
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year. It was the first Kiss Farewell Tour. And
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it was the original band, all four, with Ace
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and Peter. I was wondering if it was the original
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band or not. It was. Cool. I actually saw Ace
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then. Cool. It's awesome. Both her and her brother,
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my son Alex, insisted on their faces being painted.
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I would have never thought who they would have
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picked, but Tanya picked Gene. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
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And Alex went with Peter. I would have thought
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he would have went with Ace. See, is that who
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it was? I totally forgot because I can't find
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the fucking picture. Ted Nugent was opening for
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Kiss. Skid Row was supposed to come out after
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Ted Nugent. I don't know if Tanya remembers this.
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I don't. Skid Row fucking no -showed. Wow. That's
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why she don't remember. They didn't show up.
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That's why I don't remember. Exactly. So there
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was an extended pause between the Nugent part
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and the Kiss part. And everyone was like, what
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the hell's going on? What the fuck? What the
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fuck? Yeah. And then finally, the sound guy for
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Kiss started playing Won't Get Fooled Again by
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The Who. When you hear that song, that's when
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you know Kiss is getting ready to come out, right?
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So I'm like, what happened to Skid Row? So Kiss
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comes out. I think they opened with Detroit Rock
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City. Detroit Rock City ends. Paul starts talking
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to the crowd. He goes, well. I guess Skid Row
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didn't want to get fucking paid tonight. Yeah,
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that's a pretty standard Sebastian Bach thing,
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man. No call, no show. Now, Sammy, I was told
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that you have a 15 -year -old. I do. Does she
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know about this whole 6 -7 bullshit? Let me tell
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you how frequently that is uttered in my house.
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And I do it back to her, hoping to make her cringe
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enough that she'll stop. She's like, 6 -7. And
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I'm like, and I do it back to her. She's like,
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oh my God, stop. And I'm like, then you stop.
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I think Catholic kids don't even know what it
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is. They're just saying it. Well, apparently,
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it means like you're a hoe. What? Yeah. Okay.
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Supposedly, that's what it means. It's like you're
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a hoe. I honestly have no idea. I can't remember
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how it translates into that, but essentially
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it means like you're a hoe. And I was like, what?
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Listen, the fucking language of these fucking
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gin, whatever they are. She's, I guess, considered
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gin. Is she out there? No, Z. I think she's like
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on the cusp of like, she was born in 2010. Shit,
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bet. Use a hoe. Bet, motherfucker. Listen, 6
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'7 goes real well with your t -shirt, dad. Yeah,
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you're only dads. Only dads. The whole thing
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is like 6 '7. You got to do the hand motion with
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it. It looks like you're like trying to hold
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up jugs or something like 6 '7. I think it means
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that you're so -so. A so -so hoe? No, I heard
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it was you're a hoe. A guy in New Mexico being
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charged with first -degree murder for killing
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two people. Shooting them slash stabbing combination.
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That part's not funny. Yeah. The what the fuck
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part is he's telling police that a cockroach.
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told him to do it. What? Was he on PCP at the
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time? For real. He says he was receiving encrypted
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messages from a cockroach. Smoking crack. That's
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a fucking news story, Tanya. Some crystal meth.
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It's a news story. So that makes it true. And
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this isn't from Florida, which is wild. New Mexico.
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Normally this shit comes out of Florida. Florida,
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man. You're welcome. He claims he was a Marine.
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Oh. Is it stolen valor? When they arrested this
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person, he had a... It just says sidearm, so
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I don't know what kind of gun he had, but tucked
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through his belt had a Marine Corps saber. Really?
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What I just told you is pretty much the extent
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of the article. There's no other information.
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Maybe he told them to do it in Martian. No, it
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might have been one of those government cockroaches
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with a chip that was like... The stupid shit
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that we talk about. Where do you find this shit?
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I love a good conspiracy theory. That was from
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People magazine. Oh, my God. Let me throw this
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your way. Growing up, my dad had three things
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that he would tell you to go fuck yourself over.
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Number one, casseroles of any kind. If you called
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it a casserole, he wouldn't eat it. Number two,
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soap operas. The goddamn stories. We're not doing
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that. Number three, motherfucking musicals. I'm
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a slut for a musical.
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I'm gonna get me some free f***ing food, b***h.
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6 '7", motherf***er, I don't give a f***. Hey,
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skibbity, up in this b***h. The road to hell
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is paved with good intent. And sports cock, apparently.
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It's like f***ing, they're playing GTA 5, you
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know, whatever. You have to go f***ing run over
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a hooker after you pass this guy in front of
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you because it's f***ing going too slow. Steelers
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fans can suck it! And there you have it. I never
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met a dyke. I didn't like, why are we Dr. Susan
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right now? CMI gay test. I might take it. Oh
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God, take it. What if I am gay? Hmm. Then I guess
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Melissa's going to have to like make some changes.
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What if she's gay? jesus i'm not gay but i wouldn't
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do him no i wouldn't i would not hit that he's
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too pretty boy and motherfuckers 20 bucks at
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20 bucks i'm jake jacobs this is sammy this is
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the dawn and you're listening to what the fuck
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welcome to what the fuck Noisy Pussy and All,
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the podcast where we say all the things you're
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thinking. But probably shouldn't. You most definitely
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shouldn't. Our special guest tonight is my daughter,
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Tanya Rose. That's right. She's been... wanting
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to come on the show since we started tanya welcome
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to what the fuck how the hell are you hey i'm
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fine welcome fine as i could be tanya welcome
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to the show and we're glad you're here thank
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you you're glad you're here still hey tanya check
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out this shirt yeah what the fuck i want to see
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my dad wearing The episode I did with Dave from
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Chicago, it was just me and him. He is the motherfucker
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that got me this shirt. I made the mistake a
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couple of weeks ago. He reached out to me on
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text for some reason. And he said, hey, Jake,
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what's your mailing address? I had no idea what
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he was getting. I made a Christmas card, birthday
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card. Well, it was too late for my birthday,
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so I didn't know. So I gave it to him, right?
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And he goes, okay, thanks. He started sending
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me gag shit, like gag gifts and gag shirts. And
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I guess... He buys a lot of shit from Timu. So
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he went on there and just started buying me the
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stupidest shit. I have one that says turd chaser,
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champion shitter, all these weird shirts. Weird
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what the fuck shirts. Yes. Oh, no. This is what
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dudes do. So, Tanya, give us a situation where
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you either. thought it or said what the fuck
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out loud well i don't i didn't necessarily say
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it out loud because i was in a professional setting
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but after the person left i definitely said it
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out loud okay all right so this is back in coven
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where we're all forced to wear those fucking
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masks okay i was working at a gynecology office
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at that time well usually when uh Patient doesn't
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have a mask. We just hand out masks. Whatever.
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We have extras. Well, this older lady walked
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in with dirty ass underwear around her face.
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Oh, my God. Ew. That's kind of awesome. Yeah.
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So try not to react to that and stay professional
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during that moment. Okay? I mean, maybe her goal
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was one, to try and block incoming germs and
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also keep people as far away from her as fucking
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possible. So, like, two for win -win? I don't
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know. What the fuck? I think Don's having a moment.
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You worked at a gynecologist's office. Yeah.
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Check. She walked in with her panties on her
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face. I'm wondering. If she was sitting in the
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car and went, oh, man, guess what? Got to pull
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these off. Anyway, didn't bring a mask. Let me
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go ahead and whoop, whoop. And she walked. From
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a woman's perspective, anytime I'd ever have
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to go to the gynecologist, I made sure that I
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showered immediately before I went there because
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I was not going up in there with the even possibility
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that there was anything down there. No smell.
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No, no. I was like, I. This man or woman, whoever
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my doctor is, is intimately going to be very
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close to me. And if it were me, I would not want
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someone being like, oh, let me just... Oh, my
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God. No. Common courtesy. Every time we get another
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woman on here. Listen, I've seen it all. I could
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never do it because the second I see a dingleberry,
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I'm out. I don't know how you deal with that
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shit. This has been fun. All right, sorry. A
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couple of months ago, I had one of my friends
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on here from Texas. Her name is JJ. And everything
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was going great. We were laughing just like we
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are now. And then JJ and Sammy went on this dark
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path of... Perimenopause. Body parts. Monster
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sex. No, smut in the form of books, sir. I don't
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watch anything. I read my smut. How many holes
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you may or may not have. That was JJ's bit. Yeah.
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Oh, my God. And then Don was like, I did not
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realize we were going to be. I had no idea. It
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went weird, Tanya. It went fucking weird. Yeah.
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And I'm okay with weird. Truly am. You can get
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as weird as you want, but there comes a point
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with the forked dick and whatever was going on
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with that shit. And they fucking don't know each
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other. Bonded by smut. I didn't know there was
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a genre of monster porn. I had no idea that it
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even existed. Well, you don't realize that shit.
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My wife's a librarian. She was once upon a time.
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She must know then. There is not a genre you
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can think of that doesn't exist. And one of the
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most popular ones. Not kidding. When she was
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a librarian in Tennessee, Tennessee, you fucking
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Tennessee people, old women would come in for
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Amish porn. Not kidding. Amish romance. Amish
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romance. I thought you were going to say like
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Daniel Steele because like my grandmother's favorite
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was Daniel Steele. Amish romance. And these old
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chicks would read this shit. That was a big deal.
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Amish. I'm going to have to go looking. In Lancaster
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County on Route 30, there's a stretch of Route
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30 where you're going to drive through towns
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called Intercourse, Virginville. Blue balls.
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Really? Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you
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people up there? When I say you people, I mean
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it just like it sounds. Well, I wouldn't be surprised
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if they were named by Amish. This is going to
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be the Amish episode. Repress Amish people, I
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guess. As you can see, I raised my daughter upright.
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She's wearing a KISS shirt. Yes. Now, here's
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a little bit of history. In 2000... I want to
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say it was in the summertime, Tan. Do you agree?
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Definitely summer. I just don't remember the
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year. It was the first Kiss Farewell Tour. And
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it was the original band, all four, with Ace
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and Peter. I was wondering if it was the original
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band or not. It was. Cool. I actually saw Ace
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then. Cool. It's awesome. Both her and her brother,
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my son Alex, insisted on their faces being painted.
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I would have never thought who they would have
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picked, but Tanya picked Gene. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
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And Alex went with Peter. I would have thought
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he would have went with Ace. See, is that who
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it was? I totally forgot because I can't find
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the fucking picture. Ted Nugent was opening for
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Kiss. Skid Row was supposed to come out after
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Ted Nugent. I don't know if Tanya remembers this.
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I don't. Skid Row fucking no -showed. Wow. That's
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why she don't remember. They didn't show up.
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That's why I don't remember. Exactly. So there
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was an extended pause between the Nugent part
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and the Kiss part. And everyone was like, what
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the hell's going on? What the fuck? What the
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fuck? Yeah. And then finally, the sound guy for
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Kiss started playing Won't Get Fooled Again by
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The Who. When you hear that song, that's when
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you know Kiss is getting ready to come out, right?
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So I'm like, what happened to Skid Row? So Kiss
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comes out. I think they opened with Detroit Rock
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City. Detroit Rock City ends. Paul starts talking
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to the crowd. He goes, well. I guess Skid Row
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didn't want to get fucking paid tonight. Yeah,
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that's a pretty standard Sebastian Bach thing,
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man. No call, no show. Now, Sammy, I was told
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that you have a 15 -year -old. I do. Does she
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know about this whole 6 -7 bullshit? Let me tell
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you how frequently that is uttered in my house.
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And I do it back to her, hoping to make her cringe
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enough that she'll stop. She's like, 6 -7. And
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I'm like, and I do it back to her. She's like,
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oh my God, stop. And I'm like, then you stop.
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I think Catholic kids don't even know what it
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is. They're just saying it. Well, apparently,
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it means like you're a hoe. What? Yeah. Okay.
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Supposedly, that's what it means. It's like you're
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a hoe. I honestly have no idea. I can't remember
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how it translates into that, but essentially
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it means like you're a hoe. And I was like, what?
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Listen, the fucking language of these fucking
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gin, whatever they are. She's, I guess, considered
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gin. Is she out there? No, Z. I think she's like
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on the cusp of like, she was born in 2010. Shit,
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bet. Use a hoe. Bet, motherfucker. Listen, 6
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'7 goes real well with your t -shirt, dad. Yeah,
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you're only dads. Only dads. The whole thing
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is like 6 '7. You got to do the hand motion with
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it. It looks like you're like trying to hold
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up jugs or something like 6 '7. I think it means
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that you're so -so. A so -so hoe? No, I heard
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it was you're a hoe. A guy in New Mexico being
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charged with first -degree murder for killing
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two people. Shooting them slash stabbing combination.
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That part's not funny. Yeah. The what the fuck
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part is he's telling police that a cockroach.
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told him to do it. What? Was he on PCP at the
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time? For real. He says he was receiving encrypted
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messages from a cockroach. Smoking crack. That's
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a fucking news story, Tanya. Some crystal meth.
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It's a news story. So that makes it true. And
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this isn't from Florida, which is wild. New Mexico.
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Normally this shit comes out of Florida. Florida,
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man. You're welcome. He claims he was a Marine.
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Oh. Is it stolen valor? When they arrested this
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person, he had a... It just says sidearm, so
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I don't know what kind of gun he had, but tucked
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through his belt had a Marine Corps saber. Really?
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What I just told you is pretty much the extent
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of the article. There's no other information.
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Maybe he told them to do it in Martian. No, it
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might have been one of those government cockroaches
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with a chip that was like... The stupid shit
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that we talk about. Where do you find this shit?
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I love a good conspiracy theory. That was from
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People magazine. Oh, my God. Let me throw this
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your way. Growing up, my dad had three things
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that he would tell you to go fuck yourself over.
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Number one, casseroles of any kind. If you called
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it a casserole, he wouldn't eat it. Number two,
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soap operas. The goddamn stories. We're not doing
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that. Number three, motherfucking musicals. I'm
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a slut for a musical.