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What The F***

What The F***

Life is unpredictable, messy, and downright hilarious - so much so that sometimes, all you can say is What the F***?! This podcast dives into the wild, unexpected, and thought-provoking moments that make us stop in our tracks. From laugh-out-loud absurdities to deeply serious, life-changing events,...

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Maybe I Should Do Xanax More Often

Recent Episodes

July 9, 2025

Maybe I Should Do Xanax More Often

Jake hits the record button fresh off a VA hospital visit, still floating on the afterglow of a Xanax-fueled MRI—and somehow still manages to inhale a Baconator mid-show. The crew kicks things off with some 4th of July chaos,...
July 2, 2025

The 4th Hole

Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-fille...
June 26, 2025

Hit Us With It, Don

Don’s back from his Alaskan cruise and let’s just say his beef with a certain airline is fully cooked —he’s naming names and he’s not holding back. Meanwhile, Sammie's returned from Virginia and she’s on a mission: finding th...
June 17, 2025

Best Of the Chaos (So Far)

While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special sum...
June 10, 2025

A Bad Joke By God

Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck? This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a missio...
June 3, 2025

Just A Sweet Butt

In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tend...

About the Hosts

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Jake Jacobs

Producer/Editor/Host

- Retired US Navy veteran who, 13 years ago, at the age of 45, decided school was a good idea again, and graduated with honors from the Art Institute of Nashville with a Bachelor’s degree in Audio Engineering.

- Now, I'm the producer of the podcast “What The F***," where I get to combine my love for audio production with a knack for pushing boundaries.

- Also an audiobook narrator and technical support wizard—because, apparently, I can't get enough of listening to myself talk.

- Proud Gen Xer and avid vinyl record collector. Yes, I like my music with a side of nostalgia and crackle.

- My military background taught me discipline, teamwork, and how to keep a straight face while my sense of humor does the heavy lifting.

- Join me on this audio adventure, where we aim to entertain, inform, and maybe even surprise you—because who hasn’t ever said “What The F***”?

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Sammie

Co Host/Mom

Hey there! I'm one of your hosts Sammie, and I'm basically what happens when you combine a curious mind with too much coffee and a house full of opinionated cats.

As a single mom to one amazing daughter and three cats who clearly think they're co-hosts (you'll probably hear them chiming in during episodes), I've mastered the art of juggling life while trying to share all the fascinating stuff I discover along the way.

I'm a Northern Virginia native who spent childhood summers at the Jersey Shore – which explains both my love of good pizza and my ability to find humor in chaos. These days I call Jacksonville, NC home, where I spend my time diving down research rabbit holes, crafting until my dining table disappears under supplies, and cooking elaborate meals when I have the energy (or ordering takeout when I don't – no judgment here).

I'm basically a professional knowledge sponge who loves reading everything I can get my hands on, then turning around and sharing the coolest bits with anyone who'll listen. Whether we're exploring weird historical facts, breaking down complex topics, or just having a laugh about the absurdity of daily life, I'm here to learn something new with you.

I'm a millennial who somehow ended up podcasting with two Gen X dudes, which makes for some pretty entertaining generational commentary – especially when we're trying to explain internet culture or debating whether something from the 90s was actually cool or just nostalgic.

Fair warning: Between my two human co-hosts and my three feline co-hosts, there's never a dull moment. The cats have strong opinions and zero respect for recording schedules, so don't be surprised if you hear some unexpected commentary from all species involved. They're all part of the charm – or at least that's what I tell myself!

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the Don

Co Host/Motorcycle Enthusiast

Meet the Don, your quintessential Gen X rebel from the swamps of Baton Rouge, Louisiana! This guy's got a 21-year resume in the U.S. Navy that could fill a book (or at least a very exciting pamphlet). He’s seen it all, from flying jets to special operations—dedication? You bet. Funny, occasionally. Discipline? Absolutely……not.
While busy saving the world, Don also squeezed in a degree from Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University because why not add some aerospace nerdiness to the mix? Then he sauntered over to Arizona State University’s W.P. Carey School of Business just to make sure he could run a business as well as crack a few jokes.
When he’s not moonlighting as a WTF’er, Don channels his inner rock star with his guitar. After hanging up his corporate cape as a senior executive, he’s now bringing the thunder at the world’s largest Harley-Davidson dealership, where he’s basically the motorcycle whisperer in sales.
This multifaceted dude also has a podcast with his two favorite fellow veterans where he spills his wisdom and life tales to anyone willing to listen, and he’s the head honcho for the Combat Veterans Motorcycle Association, FL20-2 in St. Augustine, Florida. The Don's got a knack for inspiring folks and keeping it real, without taking himself too seriously!